News Flash
"Zakk Wylde gets Dutch sponsorship. The Ozzy Osborne guitarist has been deemed worthy (due to MASSIVE amounts of use and publicity) to gleam a prestigious sponsorship deal with the Netherlands company. Mr. Wylde will now have an affiliation with the Dutch brewer Heiniken. A spokesman for the oldest brewery in Holland remarked "due to Mr.Wydes tireless consumption and therefore advertisment of our product we saw it only fitting to bring him under our wing as a Special Ambassador"! Heineken has now decided to add to their line (along the lines of the recent "keg can") the Zakk Can. This will have a green bullseye motif and SQUEEL when opened, once empty the can will take a red blotchy appearance and be of no use to anybody!"
Yes, I made it up :)