Cue a decent ZZ Top track and a bottle.
May I suggest "Beer Drinkers & Hell Raisers" coupled with a single malt (irish of course) and a decent French beer (of which there are many).
Actually if I wan't off to buy a new guitar tomorrow (my boss gave me the day off especially to do so :)) I would crack opern a nice bottle of Chilean red that is sitting about 10 feet away.
Rob...