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« Reply #15 on: December 01, 2007, 04:32:52 PM »
LOL what a dumbass...

...she would get it though :P
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« Reply #16 on: December 01, 2007, 04:50:17 PM »
She looks so damn southern/

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« Reply #17 on: December 01, 2007, 06:53:13 PM »
:O

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« Reply #18 on: December 01, 2007, 08:36:49 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww

Seen before but in a similar vein
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« Reply #19 on: December 01, 2007, 09:03:28 PM »
Haha! Here's the same video with subtitles for those of us who don't speak blonde -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WALIARHHLII&feature=related

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« Reply #20 on: December 01, 2007, 09:03:45 PM »
It worries me that people like this exist. Makes me want to shoot myself because they are becoming more and more frequent.

Unfortunately it's not just Americans though found this a few weeks back:

"LOTTERY scratchcard has been withdrawn from sale by Camelot - because players couldn't understand it.

The Cool Cash game - launched on Monday - was taken out of shops yesterday after some players failed to grasp whether or not they had won.

To qualify for a prize, users had to scratch away a window to reveal a temperature lower than the figure displayed on each card. As the game had a winter theme, the temperature was usually below freezing.

But the concept of comparing negative numbers proved too difficult for some Camelot received dozens of complaints on the first day from players who could not understand how, for example, -5 is higher than -6.

Tina Farrell, from Levenshulme, called Camelot after failing to win with several cards.

The 23-year-old, who said she had left school without a maths GCSE, said: "On one of my cards it said I had to find temperatures lower than -8. The numbers I uncovered were -6 and -7 so I thought I had won, and so did the woman in the shop. But when she scanned the card the machine said I hadn't.

"I phoned Camelot and they fobbed me off with some story that -6 is higher - not lower - than -8 but I'm not having it.

"I think Camelot are giving people the wrong impression - the card doesn't say to look for a colder or warmer temperature, it says to look for a higher or lower number. Six is a lower number than 8. Imagine how many people have been misled."

A Camelot spokeswoman said the game was withdrawn after reports that some players had not understood the concept.

She said: "The instructions for playing the Cool Cash scratchcard are clear - and are printed on each individual card and in the game procedures available at each retailer. However, because of the potential for player confusion we have decided to withdraw the game."

More than 15m adults in Britain have poor numeracy - the equivalent of a G or below at GCSE maths

Almost three times as many UK adults (15.1m) have poor numeracy - the equivalent of a G or below at GCSE maths - than with poor literacy skills, according to the government's Skills for Life survey.

Peter Hall, of the Association of Teachers of Mathematics, said: "The concept of minus numbers is something we would cover with 11 or 12 year olds, and we would expect them to have come across it before.

"The concept of smaller numbers is something that some people do seem to struggle with. Seven is clearly smaller than eight, so they focus on that and don't really see the minus sign. There is also a subtle difference in language between smaller - or lower - and colder. The number zero feels lower.

"There have always been some people who find numbers and basic mathematics difficult. Maybe in the past it was less noticeable because people could find jobs they could excel in without having qualifications in maths."
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I love how she tries to make it look like they weren't clear about the higher / lower numbers, temperature is irrelevant, -8 is still lower in numerical value than -6, dumb bitch, lol!!! :shock:

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« Reply #21 on: December 01, 2007, 09:12:28 PM »
I like the 'I'm not having it' part - I've always noticed that the thick scum of the UK are always marked by their sheer and utter arrogance.    

Sweden had the right idea when it had a mass programme of sterilisation for thick people.  If only we could do that - it would mean that in 30 years you could go to the pub on a Friday night without fear of the lumpen proletariat causing trouble :D













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« Reply #22 on: December 01, 2007, 09:12:57 PM »
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More than 15m adults in Britain have poor numeracy - the equivalent of a G or below at GCSE maths

Almost three times as many UK adults (15.1m) have poor numeracy - the equivalent of a G or below at GCSE maths - than with poor literacy skills, according to the government's Skills for Life survey.

Those are pretty scary statistics, but I'd be interested to see them in context - how they compare with other developed nations.  And with the UK 20, 30 or 40 years ago, for that matter.
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« Reply #23 on: December 01, 2007, 09:15:41 PM »
Oh dear...
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« Reply #24 on: December 01, 2007, 09:21:03 PM »
That was amusing but quite scary at the same time.
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« Reply #25 on: December 01, 2007, 09:26:30 PM »
Quote from: Nadz1lla
It worries me that people like this exist. Makes me want to shoot myself because they are becoming more and more frequent.

Unfortunately it's not just Americans though found this a few weeks back:

"LOTTERY scratchcard has been withdrawn from sale by Camelot - because players couldn't understand it.

The Cool Cash game - launched on Monday - was taken out of shops yesterday after some players failed to grasp whether or not they had won.

To qualify for a prize, users had to scratch away a window to reveal a temperature lower than the figure displayed on each card. As the game had a winter theme, the temperature was usually below freezing.

But the concept of comparing negative numbers proved too difficult for some Camelot received dozens of complaints on the first day from players who could not understand how, for example, -5 is higher than -6.

Tina Farrell, from Levenshulme, called Camelot after failing to win with several cards.

The 23-year-old, who said she had left school without a maths GCSE, said: "On one of my cards it said I had to find temperatures lower than -8. The numbers I uncovered were -6 and -7 so I thought I had won, and so did the woman in the shop. But when she scanned the card the machine said I hadn't.

"I phoned Camelot and they fobbed me off with some story that -6 is higher - not lower - than -8 but I'm not having it.

"I think Camelot are giving people the wrong impression - the card doesn't say to look for a colder or warmer temperature, it says to look for a higher or lower number. Six is a lower number than 8. Imagine how many people have been misled."

A Camelot spokeswoman said the game was withdrawn after reports that some players had not understood the concept.

She said: "The instructions for playing the Cool Cash scratchcard are clear - and are printed on each individual card and in the game procedures available at each retailer. However, because of the potential for player confusion we have decided to withdraw the game."

More than 15m adults in Britain have poor numeracy - the equivalent of a G or below at GCSE maths

Almost three times as many UK adults (15.1m) have poor numeracy - the equivalent of a G or below at GCSE maths - than with poor literacy skills, according to the government's Skills for Life survey.

Peter Hall, of the Association of Teachers of Mathematics, said: "The concept of minus numbers is something we would cover with 11 or 12 year olds, and we would expect them to have come across it before.

"The concept of smaller numbers is something that some people do seem to struggle with. Seven is clearly smaller than eight, so they focus on that and don't really see the minus sign. There is also a subtle difference in language between smaller - or lower - and colder. The number zero feels lower.

"There have always been some people who find numbers and basic mathematics difficult. Maybe in the past it was less noticeable because people could find jobs they could excel in without having qualifications in maths."
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I love how she tries to make it look like they weren't clear about the higher / lower numbers, temperature is irrelevant, -8 is still lower in numerical value than -6, dumb bitch, lol!!! :shock:


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« Reply #26 on: December 01, 2007, 11:18:59 PM »
I know! I'm betting the letters section of that Newspaper had much the same reactions the next day so hopefully she'll have been embarrassed into actually sitting a Maths GCSE, lol!

What makes me even more worried is when she said the lady in the shop agreed with her, lol! And she WORKS with numbers!!! :lol:

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« Reply #27 on: December 01, 2007, 11:36:10 PM »
Quote from: Nadz1lla
It worries me that people like this exist. Makes me want to shoot myself because they are becoming more and more frequent....



 :lol:

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Nope, I'm speechless.

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« Reply #28 on: December 02, 2007, 01:34:50 AM »
Oh, would just like to add, I've nothing against Americans, lol. It just seemed like it has all been Americans being covered so far. I'm sure if you walked around certain places in England you'd get the same if not worse results, heh. I can think of at least 3 areas in Exeter where you'd find people as dumb as that. One of those is the University.  :lol:

Some proper troglodytes there.  :roll:

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« Reply #29 on: December 02, 2007, 06:31:46 PM »
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I'd like to say she's a one off, but unfortunately I used to work with a lass just as stupid.  

* She wouldn't eat Tuna because she thought it was Dolphin (like Bacon coming from Pork)
 
* She believed the Victorians didn't have sex (ever, not even for procreation)

... and MANY, MANY more.

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