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Afghan Dave

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« Reply #60 on: February 23, 2008, 09:13:39 AM »
Sorry to hear that mate..

If you like I could organise an "extraction" - You keep the cat.. I keep the £200 Tiffany ID tag..

If I remember rightly you can't legally claim to own a cat anyway so whomsoever little Alfie "chooses" to live with is a matter of proximity.

p.s. I'm only interested in the silver ID tag on libertarian moral grounds.. not fiscal.. I would never think of pawning it and buying a Holy Diver set.. no never crossed my mind...
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« Reply #61 on: February 23, 2008, 01:48:39 PM »
Quote from: Afghan Dave
Sorry to hear that mate..

If you like I could organise an "extraction" - You keep the cat.. I keep the £200 Tiffany ID tag..

If I remember rightly you can't legally claim to own a cat anyway so whomsoever little Alfie "chooses" to live with is a matter of proximity.

p.s. I'm only interested in the silver ID tag on libertarian moral grounds.. not fiscal.. I would never think of pawning it and buying a Holy Diver set.. no never crossed my mind...


Cheers Dave, we both keep doing this don't we!!  :lol:
Well she paid for him, 400 quid he was so i'm not contesting, nor I'm I going to scale a government building dressed as batman in protest of fathers rights! I bought all his toys but she can keep them all as a reminder of my good nature! The poor lad will probably suffer from obesity soon as she's already giving him everything she shouldn't despite me and the vet saying other wise but what can you do. Birds with egos the size of small islands know everything because they have all the best clothes and work in posh offices. Oh yes she can still be a Doctor or a Dancer if she wants to, she told me. So cake is good for him as far as she's concerned. What a $%&#ingidiot!!  :roll:
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sambo

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« Reply #62 on: February 24, 2008, 04:48:08 PM »
^ :lol:

Dave and Johnny you remind me of some twisted version of Superman and Louis Lane... (I'll leave it to you to figure out who's who in that duo :wink:  )


Anyway, bad luck (or possibly good luck... glass half full/empty scenario!) about that Johnny. At least you got out while you could; Alfie will have to endure it for a lifetime, bless. He's the cutest kitten I've ever seen!

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« Reply #63 on: February 24, 2008, 06:48:55 PM »
:lol:

It's a good thing Sambo believe me!
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« Reply #64 on: February 24, 2008, 06:54:00 PM »
:lol:

That bad, eh?  :lol:

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« Reply #65 on: February 24, 2008, 07:02:57 PM »
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That bad, eh?  :lol:


Yes, the most deluded head up her arse cloud cuckoo land prat I've ever lusted over. I'm a sucker for a fit harris and 41 year old women don't normally have one. Anyway on a good note her Hollywood looks inspired me to give up smoking so it had it's good points. Not that she ever knew I smoked in the first place!
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« Reply #66 on: February 26, 2008, 09:02:27 AM »
Get yourself another kitten Johnny.
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« Reply #67 on: February 26, 2008, 05:40:57 PM »
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Get yourself another kitten Johnny.


Well Jonathon is making me a Lion, so that'll do me nicely!!
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