Author Topic: How many five year olds could you take in a fight? (Read 15488 times)

machine_of_god · « **Reply #15 on:** January 28, 2008, 07:18:37 PM »

A square 30 for me.

That should be a new event in the UFC... just droves of 5-year olds getting sent in to the octagon to get mashed by Tito Ortiz.

My God... I just realized that I should be in showbiz. Me and my awesome ideas...

Ian Price · « **Reply #16 on:** January 28, 2008, 07:39:21 PM »

What piece of guitar related equipment would you go into battle with? I think a make-shift whip/lassoo (spelling?) made from a guitar lead would be a winner. Or an amp so obscenely loud that it just annihilates anyone within a 100m radius.

dave_mc · « **Reply #17 on:** January 28, 2008, 08:49:13 PM »

14...

:lol:

plastercaster · « **Reply #18 on:** January 28, 2008, 08:51:41 PM »

Well it depends, If everyone in the arena was getting one, you'd want something heavy enough for the 5 year olds to not be able to pick up.
Let's face it, if you're wearing a cup, and they have teeth missing, you are pretty much impervious to attack. any weapon would give them advantage. If only I got a weapon, I'd take a good old chainsaw. perhaps a shotgun. then, club with it after you run out of ammo/petrol.
Guitar related? something metal plated and spiky, perhaps taken from the gayest picture in the world http://www.webrytesolutions.com/dan/
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Ian Price · « **Reply #19 on:** January 28, 2008, 09:17:52 PM »

Yep - that Starblazer would definitely do the job.

Johnny Mac · « **Reply #20 on:** January 29, 2008, 06:03:28 PM »

33! :lol: I must be one callous angry bar-steward!! Well i didn't take the moral questions seriously!

This site is ridiculous!

indysmith · « **Reply #21 on:** January 29, 2008, 06:06:39 PM »

Quote from: Johnny Mac

33! :lol: I must be one callous angry bar-steward!! Well i didn't take the moral questions seriously!

This site is ridiculous!

I did - those little bar-stewards are going down :twisted: :shock:

EDIT:eh!? it didn't change bar-steward to bar-steward!?
EDIT2: ooo it did that time, what a bar-steward!

PoshCollins · « **Reply #22 on:** January 29, 2008, 09:15:41 PM »

27.

Considering I'm 15 that is cool.

Kilby · « **Reply #23 on:** January 29, 2008, 10:23:50 PM »

If you have kids like Mr 38 or myself you either hit over 30 or go fo anihilation of the opposition.

When you habve survived kids biurthday partys you learn the the realitys of life.

38thBeatle · « **Reply #24 on:** January 29, 2008, 10:54:33 PM »

Dead right Rob- especially if you have had two sons. Lovely boys but hard work!

FernandoDuarte · « **Reply #25 on:** January 29, 2008, 11:11:04 PM »

26... bullshitee, I'm strong enough to make some kids fall in only punch... perhaps 3 billions :D

Kilby · « **Reply #26 on:** January 30, 2008, 12:12:17 AM »

Quote from: 38thBeatle

Dead right Rob- especially if you have had two sons. Lovely boys but hard work!

Oh yeah gender matters, if theyre girls then halve the number quoted, as theyre so much more dangerous. The wige wouldn't agree to call out daughter Lucifer :(

Oh if only they taught such things in schools <sigh>

Please excuse the spelling as I have attempted to use several hot whiskeys to stun my a chest infection into submission.

38thBeatle · « **Reply #27 on:** January 30, 2008, 07:35:25 AM »

Too right Rob-daughters would have freaked me out even more.

Henk · « **Reply #28 on:** January 30, 2008, 04:14:00 PM »

I have 3, two boys and a girlygirl.....

The problem with kids is that they seem to grow up and when you have beaten them once they seem to keep coming back for more!

Well unless they are aliens disguised as children indeed, but then i always have my seismic gut blasting charges to whipe them all out in one go.

Johnny Mac · « **Reply #29 on:** January 30, 2008, 06:28:29 PM »

I would have liked to have had kids but no way in London.

Kilby, for your chest infection I would take 1000mg of C vit and a zinc tablet after your main meal.