Author Topic: Chuck Norris (Read 7456 times)

_tom_ · « **on:** April 25, 2008, 03:38:08 PM »

Step 1: Go to www.google.com
Step 2: Enter the words "Find Chuck Norris" in the box
Step 3: Click on "I'm Feeling Lucky"

:lol: :lol:

WezV · « **Reply #1 on:** April 25, 2008, 03:50:36 PM »

there are now some kids asking me what i am laughing at!!!

great stuff

ilÿti · « **Reply #2 on:** April 25, 2008, 04:33:58 PM »

I am so damn tired of that fad. I thought it had died.

... then why did I laugh? :?

Woogie · « **Reply #3 on:** April 25, 2008, 05:15:19 PM »

Jack Bauer > Chuck Norris

_tom_ · « **Reply #4 on:** April 25, 2008, 05:21:38 PM »

Jack Bauer named his cat Chuck Norris. Why?

Because Chuck Norris is a $%&#in' pussy

:)

Crazy_Joe · « **Reply #5 on:** April 25, 2008, 05:38:04 PM »

noodleplugerine · « **Reply #6 on:** April 25, 2008, 06:12:03 PM »

Quote from: _tom_

Jack Bauer named his cat Chuck Norris. Why?

Because Chuck Norris is a $%&#in' pussy

:)

Awesome.

Ratrod · « **Reply #7 on:** April 25, 2008, 06:13:12 PM »

That was a great joke!

HTH AMPS · « **Reply #8 on:** April 25, 2008, 06:19:21 PM »

best one I ever heard about Chuck Norris was that he grinds coffee beans with his bare teeth and boils water with his rage - always creases me that one :lol:

Jonny · « **Reply #9 on:** April 25, 2008, 06:21:31 PM »

Quote from: HEAVIER THAN HELL

best one I ever heard about Chuck Norris was that he grinds coffee beans with his bare teeth and boils water with his rage - always creases me that one :lol:

LOL :lol:

Ian Price · « **Reply #10 on:** April 25, 2008, 06:49:59 PM »

There are some pretty good ones out there abut Chuck Norris:

"Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure"

_tom_ · « **Reply #11 on:** April 25, 2008, 07:37:54 PM »

When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack found it and put it back

Always cracks me up :lol:

Perandor · « **Reply #12 on:** April 25, 2008, 08:49:14 PM »

Quote from: _tom_

Step 1: Go to www.google.com
Step 2: Enter the words "Find Chuck Norris" in the box
Step 3: Click on "I'm Feeling Lucky"

:lol: :lol:

Dang it, I thought I had this one. Oh, well, cool isn't it?

Philly Q · « **Reply #13 on:** April 25, 2008, 11:30:27 PM »

Quote from: _tom_

Jack Bauer named his cat Chuck Norris. Why?

Because Chuck Norris is a $%&#in' pussy

:)

Nah, Jack is just flabby old Kiefer Sutherland. Chuck is Chuck. He's not merely acting (just as well really, given his acting skillz... :roll: ). Chuck would kick Jack's ass.

noodleplugerine · « **Reply #14 on:** April 26, 2008, 12:13:07 AM »

Quote from: Philly Q

Quote from: _tom_
Jack Bauer named his cat Chuck Norris. Why?

Because Chuck Norris is a $%&#in' pussy

:)

Nah, Jack is just flabby old Kiefer Sutherland. Chuck is Chuck. He's not merely acting (just as well really, given his acting skillz... :roll: ). Chuck would kick Jack's ass.

Regardless of who's better Philly - There's no denying Jack doesn't kick absolute ass!

Be careful what you say mate - You never know when Jack might come get you next!