I knew a Kris Cross at school, two full brothers both named Michael (which isn't so much nastiness as a flat out lack of imagination) and my ma has a pal called Daisy Cheyne, albiet through marriage.
The winner however though;
A chap with the surname Raper. Not fortunate by any means but coupled with the first name...This man is from Glasgow, born and bred, bears that surname and his parents still decided to call him...
Wayne. The horrible, horrible people.