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WezV

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want to learn how to fret a guitar!!
« on: January 15, 2009, 04:59:35 PM »
then watch this:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=7nUNrMvEVPI
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=IRw2AWvSGLM



(for those in doubt... that is not the way to go about it!!)

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Re: want to learn how to fret a guitar!!
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2009, 05:07:46 PM »
Wez

Didn't know that you had a beard!!

 :lol:

Mules, Riff-Raff

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Re: want to learn how to fret a guitar!!
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2009, 05:29:33 PM »
Regardless of anything he's ding his heavy breathing is REALLY irritating.

WezV

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Re: want to learn how to fret a guitar!!
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2009, 06:18:51 PM »
Wez

Didn't know that you had a beard!!

 :lol:



:lol: i do actually have a beard... but i try not to work on guitars drunk :P

FernandoDuarte

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Re: want to learn how to fret a guitar!!
« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2009, 06:41:01 PM »
but i try not to work on guitars drunk :P

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Re: want to learn how to fret a guitar!!
« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2009, 08:04:43 PM »
'try'

It's only a small word, but it says a LOT :D

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Re: want to learn how to fret a guitar!!
« Reply #6 on: January 16, 2009, 01:08:45 AM »
Jesus christ  :(.
Best comment I saw on second one was
"holy cr@p. You could do a top carve with a cheese grater too, but it's not recommended."
"Expert Village"?? More like complete and utter t*%t village. Had to watch em twice to be sure they weren't a p*ss-take.
Speechless.

WezV

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Re: want to learn how to fret a guitar!!
« Reply #7 on: January 16, 2009, 08:31:08 AM »
'try'

It's only a small word, but it says a LOT :D

there is a reason i didnt get much done over xmas!!

PhilKing

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Re: want to learn how to fret a guitar!!
« Reply #8 on: January 16, 2009, 12:45:46 PM »
If he's a professsional, then why doesn't he just invest in SM's Jaws press?  Maybe they hired an actor for the job!  Since when does it take 2 people to fret a guitar?  I think it's the Blue Peter method - here's one the expert fretted earlier, we'll throw away this balls up that I just made.
So many pickups, so little time

Will

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Re: want to learn how to fret a guitar!!
« Reply #9 on: January 16, 2009, 01:06:19 PM »
Is heavy breathing neccesary to fret a guitar? along with the fumbling?
Vastly appalled by the levelling of frets, I see they were beautifully crowned too

Roobubba

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Re: want to learn how to fret a guitar!!
« Reply #10 on: January 16, 2009, 03:16:47 PM »
Those videos are hilarious. I like the bit where he says "this one has a lot of high bits, and that's because we've just inserted the frets", but forgets to mention the word "badly"...

Surely this IS a piss take? Fumbling aside (and the insertion of the frets is absolutely priceless: CRUNCH as the vice grip of doom, complete with hand-'steadied' fret radius tool of disaster come crashing down on the unattached fretboard of destiny) the quality of the video is dismal!

Roo

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Re: want to learn how to fret a guitar!!
« Reply #11 on: January 16, 2009, 03:19:23 PM »
OH DEAR GOD, I hadn't got onto the file bit when I posted last. ARGH! The sound!!

Roobubba

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Re: want to learn how to fret a guitar!!
« Reply #12 on: January 16, 2009, 03:23:22 PM »
In case you haven't seen one of the first ones where he explains why he's not using the right tools, I thought I'd post it here. So basically, if you haven't got any of the right tools, don't worry! You don't need any of those big expensive machines like in the factories (or even the correct tools for the job that real luthiers use), just go to daddy's tool kit and fetch the biggest set of pliers and the straightest-looking rasp!
Job Done!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=MaZ1esEQ3FY

Favourite 'expertvillage' quote so far: "And a hammer is always handy, regardless of what tool you're working on."

« Last Edit: January 16, 2009, 03:25:23 PM by Roobubba »

Roobubba

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Re: want to learn how to fret a guitar!!
« Reply #13 on: January 16, 2009, 03:30:42 PM »
Own a Les Paul? here's how to $%&# the neck up! http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=78OYJYDjlzU

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Re: want to learn how to fret a guitar!!
« Reply #14 on: January 16, 2009, 03:52:34 PM »
They have 130 000 videos :?