I had my most PICNIC client yet, today.
Why can't I burn DVD's? Because, dear girl, those are blank CD's.
Also, whilst I appreciate your charmingly naive interpretation of "wireless connection" ever so much, please cease speaking, lest I get my hammer for you.. Yes, it's a "wireless" router, but it does need to be plugged in to the internets. And the wall. And taken out of the fecking box.
Please give me money, it will atone for the stupid.