I thought that might be a clip to split the deck...

For what it's worth, I think it's cool - purely from a technical point of view, and a slightly jealous point of view - I really CAN'T do that, but a part of me would like to be able to do it. And show it off at parties. But never really USE it... I also think that it's lacking something, be it soul, or whatever. Taste, maybe - but that comes down to preference.
Also, I don't think that it's right to say that fast = tasteless. I've heard Yngwie play with such incredible soul and taste he could put Larry Carlton to shame - and I'd generally rather listed to Larry over Yngwie...
But that's a terrible photo.
(but is it wrong of me to want the penis guitar..?)