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Re: Crushes
« Reply #150 on: March 02, 2009, 06:42:35 PM »
Quote from: horsehead on March 02, 2009, 05:04:41 PM
unless there's kids it ain't a milf matey....there's rules ya know;)
...er yeah thats just wrong..at least you have the right first name
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Re: Crushes
« Reply #151 on: March 02, 2009, 08:11:27 PM »
Rachel Allen has 3 kids and I'm not sure about Kate but I'm 50% happy with my description.
 :D :D :D
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Re: Crushes
« Reply #152 on: March 02, 2009, 09:22:29 PM »
Quote from: phlip on March 02, 2009, 08:11:27 PM
Rachel Allen has 3 kids and I'm not sure about Kate but I'm 50% happy with my description.
 :D :D :D

Is she the Irish lass with her own cooking program?  8)
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Re: Crushes
« Reply #153 on: March 02, 2009, 11:45:25 PM »
Quote from: Johnny Mac on March 02, 2009, 09:22:29 PM
Is she the Irish lass with her own cooking program?  8)
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Re: Crushes
« Reply #154 on: March 02, 2009, 11:57:14 PM »
Best.Thread.Ever

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Re: Crushes
« Reply #155 on: March 03, 2009, 02:14:13 AM »
Quote from: blue on March 02, 2009, 05:57:23 PM
hmm, my first, er, experience, was with a divorcee :)  had a shock one night when a guy came up to me in a club and introduced himself to me as her son!  it was not a long conversation!
LAUGH. MY. $%&#ING. ASS. OFF.

God that is the best thing I've heard before going to bed, I am glad you ended my day so humourously.

Thank you.
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Re: Crushes
« Reply #156 on: March 03, 2009, 07:05:22 AM »
I believe that if they're older but no kids, they're called cougars

but I maybe guessing :oops:
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Re: Crushes
« Reply #157 on: March 03, 2009, 07:59:45 AM »
Quote from: blue on March 02, 2009, 05:57:23 PM
hmm, my first, er, experience, was with a divorcee :)  had a shock one night when a guy came up to me in a club and introduced himself to me as her son!  it was not a long conversation!

Well I've got to relate..

It's last December late one Saturday night, I've just hit the pub for a few serious beers after visiting my mum in hospital... I'm STRESSED...

At the bar a rather forward older woman makes a suggestion that I find quite agreeable..

We jump in a cab and I can't keep my hands off her as she has an exceptionally tight fit body that she obviously looks after...

I'm going mental thinking just how physical this sex is going to be..

We literally fall through the door of her house on to each other and I've got a heat seeking missile about to launch when I see a girl of maybe 15/16 stood at the end of the hall saying...

"Mum.. who the f**k is this?"


I made my excuses and left... PDT_041 PDT_013 PDT_049
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Re: Crushes
« Reply #158 on: March 03, 2009, 08:56:21 AM »
Quote from: Afghan Dave on March 03, 2009, 07:59:45 AM
Quote from: blue on March 02, 2009, 05:57:23 PM
hmm, my first, er, experience, was with a divorcee :)  had a shock one night when a guy came up to me in a club and introduced himself to me as her son!  it was not a long conversation!

Well I've got to relate..

It's last December late one Saturday night, I've just hit the pub for a few serious beers after visiting my mum in hospital... I'm STRESSED...

At the bar a rather forward older woman makes a suggestion that I find quite agreeable..

We jump in a cab and I can't keep my hands off her as she has an exceptionally tight fit body that she obviously looks after...

I'm going mental thinking just how physical this sex is going to be..

We literally fall through the door of her house on to each other and I've got a heat seeking missile about to launch when I see a girl of maybe 15/16 stood at the end of the hall saying...

"Mum.. who the f**k is this?"


I made my excuses and left... PDT_041 PDT_013 PDT_049

EPIC FAIL.

The opportunity for a mother/daughter combo? Man you missed out there!!
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Re: Crushes
« Reply #159 on: March 03, 2009, 09:05:33 AM »
Quote from: Afghan Dave on March 03, 2009, 07:59:45 AM
Quote from: blue on March 02, 2009, 05:57:23 PM
hmm, my first, er, experience, was with a divorcee :)  had a shock one night when a guy came up to me in a club and introduced himself to me as her son!  it was not a long conversation!

Well I've got to relate..

It's last December late one Saturday night, I've just hit the pub for a few serious beers after visiting my mum in hospital... I'm STRESSED...

At the bar a rather forward older woman makes a suggestion that I find quite agreeable..

We jump in a cab and I can't keep my hands off her as she has an exceptionally tight fit body that she obviously looks after...

I'm going mental thinking just how physical this sex is going to be..

We literally fall through the door of her house on to each other and I've got a heat seeking missile about to launch when I see a girl of maybe 15/16 stood at the end of the hall saying...

"Mum.. who the f**k is this?"


I made my excuses and left... PDT_041 PDT_013 PDT_049


Brilliant, You did certainly miss an oppotunity there but that is just a cracking story...
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Re: Crushes
« Reply #160 on: March 03, 2009, 09:11:43 AM »
Quote from: Roobubba on March 03, 2009, 08:56:21 AM
Quote from: Afghan Dave on March 03, 2009, 07:59:45 AM
Quote from: blue on March 02, 2009, 05:57:23 PM
hmm, my first, er, experience, was with a divorcee :)  had a shock one night when a guy came up to me in a club and introduced himself to me as her son!  it was not a long conversation!

Well I've got to relate..

It's last December late one Saturday night, I've just hit the pub for a few serious beers after visiting my mum in hospital... I'm STRESSED...

At the bar a rather forward older woman makes a suggestion that I find quite agreeable..

We jump in a cab and I can't keep my hands off her as she has an exceptionally tight fit body that she obviously looks after...

I'm going mental thinking just how physical this sex is going to be..

We literally fall through the door of her house on to each other and I've got a heat seeking missile about to launch when I see a girl of maybe 15/16 stood at the end of the hall saying...

"Mum.. who the f**k is this?"


I made my excuses and left... PDT_041 PDT_013 PDT_049

EPIC FAIL.

The opportunity for a mother/daughter combo? Man you missed out there!!

Yeah... I thought about saying..

"I'll just finish with your mother and I'll be in to tuck you in in a minute" ...

But I think that sounds better in your head than saying it out loud + I'm a decent guy DEEP down.
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Re: Crushes
« Reply #161 on: March 03, 2009, 09:14:49 AM »
It's a class story Dave :D (I can just imagine my niece going "Mum... who the f**K is this?" :lol:)
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Re: Crushes
« Reply #162 on: March 03, 2009, 11:29:23 AM »
Quote from: Afghan Dave on March 03, 2009, 07:59:45 AM
Quote from: blue on March 02, 2009, 05:57:23 PM
hmm, my first, er, experience, was with a divorcee :)  had a shock one night when a guy came up to me in a club and introduced himself to me as her son!  it was not a long conversation!

Well I've got to relate..

It's last December late one Saturday night, I've just hit the pub for a few serious beers after visiting my mum in hospital... I'm STRESSED...

At the bar a rather forward older woman makes a suggestion that I find quite agreeable..

We jump in a cab and I can't keep my hands off her as she has an exceptionally tight fit body that she obviously looks after...

I'm going mental thinking just how physical this sex is going to be..

We literally fall through the door of her house on to each other and I've got a heat seeking missile about to launch when I see a girl of maybe 15/16 stood at the end of the hall saying...

"Mum.. who the f**k is this?"


I made my excuses and left... PDT_041 PDT_013 PDT_049

Classic Dave, you should have just shagged her anyway. There is always this risk when going back to a newly pulled milfs house! Milfs compete with their daughters for notches on the bed post. I'm convinced! Once a mum has done her job and goes back on the market, they become insatiable and embarrass their kids without a care in the world.

I split from latest woman just in the new year. A lovely milf, with 3 grown up kids. One was still at home and he was 23! When ever i was there he was too. So she would tell him to $%&# off out for the day!
She had more going for her than her moody overweight 28 year old daughter. She was 48 a size 8 and had tits that most 25 year olds would covert! She could cook, I mean really top notch meals. Its just she lived miles away and had a 6'5  mental ex husband who was stalking her so the appeal soon wore off, know what i mean!  :lol:


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Re: Crushes
« Reply #163 on: March 03, 2009, 04:00:58 PM »
my wife's ex-husband was a bouncer.....that 1st meeting after she left didn't go so well.




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Re: Crushes
« Reply #164 on: March 03, 2009, 04:04:17 PM »
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