Uh-oh Andyr rambling essay time :lol:
There's something about teles, Tom.
I got my Baja 18 months ago because it felt the closest to whatever it was I thought I was after from a tele. But I only got glimpses of this. I really struggled to love it. I even remember asking "who's replaced pickups on theirs?" on here, and got a fairly comprehensive "not us" back.
Eventually I went - feck it, I want to own a set of pickups called "Blackguards"...
The minute I put them in, it was stunning. For me personally, the Baja's stock pickups, even the apparently divine twisted tele neck, are pretty much @rse - they just don't do it for me (I've even tried them in other guitars later, they "do the job" but they're not magical for my tastes).
What the Blackguards did for me was "unlock" what all this tele mystery is about - suddenly I loved the guitar, suddenly I could "feel the part" when playing the thing, suddenly I bought another two teles...
It happened to be the BGs in that particular guitar that unlocked it for me, it'll be something different for everyone. But once you've found out what teles can do for you, it actually sounds "thicker". It isn't thicker at all, but it feels like it is, or you dig more out of it yourself, or whatever (eg. I'm happy playing the stock pickups now I've found out how to do this).
I actually have to go through this transformation every time I pick up a tele after I haven't played one for a while. Remember I've had a couple of months where I got a new SG (all single coil guitars sound sh1t after playing that for a week or so!), and then a new strat. The other night I picked up the BG'd Baja, and it was AWFUL, utterly awful, but five/ten minutes loosening up, and there it all was again (even with dead strings on it) :D
And then when I put the strat/SG on again, I'm playing those better...
Btw - I find it easier to do the switcheroo if I pick up my rosewood boarded tele instead - that feels nearer to the other guitars, and the transition isn't so stark. Have you tried rosewood boards?
There's something really weird about teles. I fully understand why some people adore them, and then other people absolutely loathe them - I was really interested in this apparent contradiction, I felt that both sets of people are right. I can't explain what it is I've learnt or found out exactly, but I do know both are right - I'm capable of feeling both in the same 30 minutes!
I think you will own a tele one day, but when you do it'll have to be a "leap of faith" on a particular specimen that hints at what maybe it could do. And then you'll learn to love it over a period of time (or not!). That's kinda what I've done in the last couple of years :D