Yep, I'm in the same boat as you other "oldies", I just don't understand what the appeal is, I do not get it.... and how on earth do they stay up?!!
However, I look at it and think, well, no sweat, you do want you want boys... it just makes me look cooler in my "man's" trousers... :lol:
(OK yeah, mebbe I'm a bit delusional... but it works for me!)