I think I can guess who it is, but I aint sayin'! ;)
When I had mine long, it'd never grow that much past the bottom of my neck/top of the spine, but it was bloody fine, curly, and looked incredibly gurly... Hoho!
I then got it dreaded (it was 1990ish), and then it proceeded to grow down to my arse! I had to cut it because I kept sitting on my hair, and nearly breaking my neck when I sat down (that and the "Dave Lister" jokes, oh and leaving Uni and having to get a bloody job! :( ).