I've played one of the 50s teles - it was a class guitar. Somehow when you're playing it the fingerboard wear doesn't seem to matter :D
I didn't buy it because at the time it seemed a lot for me to spend on "another" tele, and I wasn't convinced about the "relic" thing. I have to say it was easily more immediately comfortable than my Baja, which I'm quite attached to.
There's a chap on here who has one of those red sparkle teles - he will sing its praises quite highly, and will wonder why chaps like you and me will go for cheaper when a quality guitar like the CS jobbies are obviously worth saving up for... "get the right one and you won't keep buying and selling" :lol: He might well be right, and I've deliberately not looked into them too much because I'm happier with 11 different guitars under a grand rather than one or two class ones...
Anyway - my tale of roadworns carried on... a couple of months ago I tried a sunburst 60s strat. It was so obviously "my guitar". But I still had to spend half an hour getting over the relic - the rosewood board obviously meant I didn't have the fingerboard wear issues, but I still had some issues over the body.
Eventually I went "sod it" and brought it home. I have not really put it down since... Within a week or so I was over the relic side of it. Just like any other guitar, I know where all the dings are, intimately, and it really doesn't matter that I didn't make them, or that there are other almost identical guitars out there (they're not actually identical, I've checked, but each one is worn to the same general pattern).
I understand that, just like any other mass produced model, the roadworns can be a bit variable. But the two I've tried for any length of time have been killer for what I want, and will obviously get better as you set them up for your own use and wear them in.
I think you're where I was 10 months ago (and personally I'd have had exactly the same issues over the £2K CS relics :lol:)... I ended up looking at it as a "used guitar" to be assessed in its current state and playability. On the strength of that, I had to have the strat...
I would now buy one of the 50s teles - if I was buying, and found one that spoke to me. I might be looking at removing a little more fingerboard, and accelerating the "dirt" a bit (I don't play live anymore, a couple of gigs would have done it no problem) - but I'd happily own one :D