You walk in the basement and find the most awesome SLO collection on the planet.
You walk outside and find gods most amazing creation of nature and landscape.
You walk in the bed room and find your gorgeous wife with bxx bxxxs
You drive a few miles to find the most awesome ski resort, mountain bike routes, cliff diving etc
You walk to the other side of the lake and meet Jimmy Page
My conclusion is you must have done some pretty good deeds in your previous life to deserve this!
Were you Gandhi or something?