January FREE STRINGS and caption contest

[AndyR]

- Slash, mate, just like our heros, eh? The Glimmer Twins, the Toxic Twins, sigh... what do you think they'll call us?

- !*??@!... just get on with it, will you... I'm booked to do a couple of important interviews for documentaries when we're finished here...

[Frank]

we've all done gigs where this happened

[JDC]

axl: we finished our reunion tour
slash: cheque please!!!

[Bob Gnarly]

slash: Back off with the scrunchy dude, you're not putting MY hair into a stupid pony tail!

[Frank]

I hope the lawyers aren't watching this thread

[bucketshred]

Slash was shocked to see the Predator doing a perfect rendition of Axl.

Rubbish.

[Ratrod]

G n' R performing a cover song.

Axl: "Hold on I'm cummin'"

[Ian Price]

"Axl, for the 50th time, can I remind you that your name is not an anagram of Anal Sex. And before you ask, you can't have my mouth"

[Ratrod]

Welcome to the jungle
We take it day by day
If you want it you're gonna bleed
But it's the price you pay
And you're a very sexy girl
That's very hard to please
You can taste the bright lights
But you won't get them for free
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle

Feel my, my, my serpentine
I, I wanna hear you scream[/b]

[DAVEdotST]

A lesson from history?

[Nadz1lla]

Hey Jonathan, who won this?  :)

[FELINEGUITARS]

Oops - time has flown and I haven't judged this yet - will have a look over and tell later who won.

[FELINEGUITARS]

OK - I've had a look through and my oh my what a lot of bum-sex jokes we have to chose between
At this moment I am liking DimeZak's entry:

So giive me a shout and let me know what string gauge you'd like from our range

[keith]

SLASH...How the F@ck did I end up in Simply Red

[FELINEGUITARS]

Congrats to Dimezak - based in Germany
I'll get your strings out next week.

Thanks to all who contributed

Ill run another one soon .......... maybe for a Feline T shirt next time
If you see any pictures that beg to have captions - feel free to PM me with them