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Re: Ugliest Guitar in the Universe Competition
« Reply #15 on: December 30, 2010, 09:21:49 PM »


I don't even wanna know what kind of person would spend the time to craft this. It has veins and everything...



no idea. I worry more about the person who asked for it making and is playing that thing

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Re: Ugliest Guitar in the Universe Competition
« Reply #16 on: December 30, 2010, 09:44:54 PM »
It could be rompeprop :P


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Re: Ugliest Guitar in the Universe Competition
« Reply #17 on: December 30, 2010, 11:08:35 PM »
That one Mark Tremonti is holding is only ugly by association. We all know the Strat shape to be an icon of beauty. They're controllers, but here's another example of ugly by association.

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Re: Ugliest Guitar in the Universe Competition
« Reply #18 on: December 30, 2010, 11:32:15 PM »
That one Mark Tremonti is holding is only ugly by association. We all know the Strat shape to be an icon of beauty. They're controllers, but here's another example of ugly by association.


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Re: Ugliest Guitar in the Universe Competition
« Reply #19 on: December 31, 2010, 12:35:52 AM »
That one Mark Tremonti is holding is only ugly by association. We all know the Strat shape to be an icon of beauty. They're controllers, but here's another example of ugly by association.





Russell Brand's let himself go a bit.
That just made me spray very expensive scotch over my screen!
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Re: Ugliest Guitar in the Universe Competition
« Reply #20 on: December 31, 2010, 01:34:24 AM »
You couldn't call this pretty
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Re: Ugliest Guitar in the Universe Competition
« Reply #21 on: December 31, 2010, 11:45:52 AM »
Russell Brand's let himself go a bit.

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Awesome quote!  I'm crying laughing!

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Re: Ugliest Guitar in the Universe Competition
« Reply #22 on: December 31, 2010, 03:59:47 PM »
Autotune My Arse

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Re: Ugliest Guitar in the Universe Competition
« Reply #23 on: December 31, 2010, 05:39:41 PM »
Not as bad as that bass though.


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Re: Ugliest Guitar in the Universe Competition
« Reply #25 on: December 31, 2010, 06:33:03 PM »
was going to post one of Billy Gs creations, but they are more weird than ugly. Thats what I think about the Moderne as well, is not that bad ;) the Futura too.

i think most of the guitars posted here are pretty bad though
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Re: Ugliest Guitar in the Universe Competition
« Reply #26 on: December 31, 2010, 06:50:15 PM »
yeah, it started pretty bad and its hard to get worse - otherwise i might post a pic of that union flag steiny - fairly sure that would offend a few sensibilities ;)

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Re: Ugliest Guitar in the Universe Competition
« Reply #27 on: December 31, 2010, 07:11:25 PM »
heres my contribution then, and I think a worthy contender:

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Re: Ugliest Guitar in the Universe Competition
« Reply #28 on: December 31, 2010, 07:13:26 PM »
yeah, it started pretty bad and its hard to get worse - otherwise i might post a pic of that union flag steiny - fairly sure that would offend a few sensibilities ;)

nah, shes not ugly, just striking :)
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Re: Ugliest Guitar in the Universe Competition
« Reply #29 on: December 31, 2010, 07:32:33 PM »
How 'bout the one that looks like a melted monster from a cr@ppy horror film...that apparently contains a sword (the blue bit is the handle)?