Blimey, this thread has gone off the rails! :lol:
Just to clarify (or muddy the waters still further):
1. The space "under the bed" where I keep guitar parts is only metaphorical - I don't really keep newly-acquired guitar parts under the bed (because that space is already full of guitar parts)
2. I have shopped at Ikea, and I am fully capable of assembling a bed (although it might take a while to get round to it....)
3. I only have one bed (but if I had another it would indeed, probably, be under the first one awaiting assembly)