Author Topic: driveway obstruction (Read 45499 times)

sambo · « **Reply #45 on:** March 02, 2006, 07:07:58 PM »

hahaha..... like the camel one... metallica link one seems a bit tenuous at best lol......

Crazy Gra · « **Reply #46 on:** March 02, 2006, 09:20:28 PM »

Really gentlemen you are fast approaching the bounds of fantasy, AND below average puns. Of course out in the colonies we're not so polite and probably kick damn F*$K out of the thing and deny all knowledge whilst watching the fantaxalent video we made of the carnage. Don't forget your balaclavas and hob nailed boots.

sambo · « **Reply #47 on:** March 02, 2006, 09:29:29 PM »

ahahahaha..... crazy aussies...!!!

damn, thinking about australia makes me think of the weather... its so cold here... i need some sun!!! its not fair you get all the heat down under...

Crazy Gra · « **Reply #48 on:** March 06, 2006, 09:38:53 PM »

Quote from: sambo

ahahahaha..... crazy aussies...!!!

damn, thinking about australia makes me think of the weather... its so cold here... i need some sun!!! its not fair you get all the heat down under...

Don't worry, it gets down to 3c regularly here at night. Still it has been HOT this year (up to 45c and plenty in the high 30's).

Come for a visit, I'll put a beer in the microwave for ya and we can go looking for illegally parked cars. :lol:

sambo · « **Reply #49 on:** March 06, 2006, 09:39:55 PM »

hehehe :twisted: sounds good to me... :twisted:

but 45c--WOAH! thats hot...

Tinus · « **Reply #50 on:** March 06, 2006, 10:35:35 PM »

Sambo, I reckon the fastest way of gettong rid of drivers blocking up your driveway would be to talk to them in a polite and well-mannered way.

Of course you'd have to wear your chocolate bra and pizza-string to show them you mean business. If any coppers are called by horrified drivers just eat the evidence and ask for the nearest nudist colony.

sambo · « **Reply #51 on:** March 06, 2006, 10:42:12 PM »

LOL! im sooo gonna do that.... swagger out into a street full of celebrating sikhs wearing nothing but a pizza-string and airing cupboard-warmed easter egg bra.... and kindly ask them to move their vehicle... then ask them if they think im pretty....

indysmith · « **Reply #52 on:** March 06, 2006, 10:52:23 PM »

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LOL! im sooo gonna do that.... swagger out into a street full of celebrating sikhs wearing nothing but a pizza-string and airing cupboard-warmed easter egg bra.... and kindly ask them to move their vehicle... then ask them if they think im pretty....

this is the only post from this thread i've read, and tbh i'm SO glad i havent read the rest...

sambo · « **Reply #53 on:** March 06, 2006, 10:53:58 PM »

ah yes... i can see how to the odd passer by that extract may seem a bit daunting...

Tinus · « **Reply #54 on:** March 06, 2006, 10:59:49 PM »

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ah yes... i can see how to the odd passer by that extract may seem a bit daunting...

Actually it is scarily resembling my average saturday afternoon, but hey, I'm dutch

sambo · « **Reply #55 on:** March 06, 2006, 11:08:14 PM »

hahahaha!!!! ahhh dear me :lol: tinus you have a good understanding of british humour lol.... slate yourself or your origin and we'll love you!

indysmith · « **Reply #56 on:** March 06, 2006, 11:08:41 PM »

Quote from: Tinus

Quote from: sambo
ah yes... i can see how to the odd passer by that extract may seem a bit daunting...

Actually it is scarily resembling my average saturday afternoon, but hey, I'm dutch

LOL - i gotta spend more time in dutchville :D

sambo · « **Reply #57 on:** March 06, 2006, 11:10:19 PM »

haha yer just remember to take the right clothes (i.e pizza string and wonkabra) to blend in otherwise you'll get attacked by the many windmills or evil poppys... or canal boats...... or clogs.....

Tinus · « **Reply #58 on:** March 06, 2006, 11:32:11 PM »

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hahahaha!!!! ahhh dear me :lol: tinus you have a good understanding of british humour lol.... slate yourself or your origin and we'll love you!

Thx 8) The dutch aren't that strong in the humour department these days so I figured I'd borrow yours instead.

Off course our dress sense is second to none.

sambo · « **Reply #59 on:** March 06, 2006, 11:33:53 PM »

haha yer dude... the dutch are so god damn cool... no worries about borrowing our humour... just make sure you give it back some day....