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Re: And The Award For The Ugliest Headstock Goes To...
« Reply #15 on: December 05, 2013, 03:51:26 AM »
Epiphone. Horrible.

I know this is a common headstock we see every day, but I really, really hate the standard Korean Epi Les Paul headstock.  Those "cut off" top corners are just awful (there's something strangely distressing about the three-screw truss rod cover, too).




I have an Epi LP Custom that is a bloody great guitar... it's just... I can't get over the headstock..

I bugs the hell out of me..

Like an emotional splinter that irritates me every time I pick up what is an excellent guitar.  :(
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Re: And The Award For The Ugliest Headstock Goes To...
« Reply #16 on: December 05, 2013, 10:01:41 AM »
I *like* the Tyler headstock and don't care about the Epiphone one.

That Valeno is truly horrible though, as is the Lodestone.
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Re: And The Award For The Ugliest Headstock Goes To...
« Reply #17 on: December 05, 2013, 06:13:29 PM »
it makes more sense on the pro ones,  I think the lodestone headstock concept is pretty neat


those standard seem to just be a normal headstock in the same shape

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Re: And The Award For The Ugliest Headstock Goes To...
« Reply #18 on: December 06, 2013, 09:47:10 AM »
I've always hated those huge Dean headstocks.

+1.

But that Valeno is really scary.

I also dislike those pointy headstocks. Probably OK for big stages but very dangerous in small club stages.

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Re: And The Award For The Ugliest Headstock Goes To...
« Reply #19 on: December 06, 2013, 01:04:33 PM »
I can name a few ugly headstocks: B C Rich warlord, Parker fly, Blackmachine B2, 80s hockey stick headstocks in general, anything that's too pointy.
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Re: And The Award For The Ugliest Headstock Goes To...
« Reply #20 on: December 06, 2013, 02:30:04 PM »
I like the old Kramer hockey sticks!!

I'm surprised that no-one has mentioned the Gibson Melody Maker headstocks yet
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Re: And The Award For The Ugliest Headstock Goes To...
« Reply #21 on: December 06, 2013, 05:37:19 PM »
The headstock on the Gibson Moderne is totally weird. Looks like a foot without toes.
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Re: And The Award For The Ugliest Headstock Goes To...
« Reply #22 on: December 06, 2013, 06:08:41 PM »
The headstock on the Gibson Moderne is totally weird. Looks like a foot without toes.

Any headstock which needs four string guides can only be a bad design.

The Futura is bloody weird too.


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Re: And The Award For The Ugliest Headstock Goes To...
« Reply #23 on: December 06, 2013, 06:34:19 PM »
The headstock on the Gibson Moderne is totally weird. Looks like a foot without toes.

Any headstock which needs four string guides can only be a bad design.

The Futura is bloody weird too.




Yeah, four stringguides is a designflaw pur sang. That Futura-headstock is bizar too.
It looks like they lost direction at Gibson in those days. Or everybody was constantly drunk in the designdepartment.
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Re: And The Award For The Ugliest Headstock Goes To...
« Reply #24 on: December 06, 2013, 06:42:36 PM »
It looks like they lost direction at Gibson in those days. Or everybody was constantly drunk in the designdepartment.

Well, the Futura evolved into (or was the bar-steward cousin of) the Explorer.

So back in 1958 they had Moderne and Futura - misses.  Flying V and Explorer - definite hits (in the long term anyway)!

Probably a better success rate than Gibson's designers in 2013......
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Re: And The Award For The Ugliest Headstock Goes To...
« Reply #25 on: December 06, 2013, 11:26:53 PM »
It looks like they lost direction at Gibson in those days. Or everybody was constantly drunk in the designdepartment.

Well, the Futura evolved into (or was the bar-steward cousin of) the Explorer.

So back in 1958 they had Moderne and Futura - misses.  Flying V and Explorer - definite hits (in the long term anyway)!

Probably a better success rate than Gibson's designers in 2013......

I'd say Ted McCarty knew his onions. Well knew his funny shaped guitars at any rate.

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Re: And The Award For The Ugliest Headstock Goes To...
« Reply #26 on: December 07, 2013, 01:39:07 PM »
Speaking of pointy!
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Re: And The Award For The Ugliest Headstock Goes To...
« Reply #27 on: December 07, 2013, 07:10:58 PM »
Speaking of pointy!
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Ooh, yes.  Pointy.

But I actually quite like that, despite being a rotten traditionalist.... The geometry makes sense to me somehow.
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Re: And The Award For The Ugliest Headstock Goes To...
« Reply #28 on: December 07, 2013, 08:47:31 PM »
Speaking of pointy!
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Ooh, yes.  Pointy.

But I actually quite like that, despite being a rotten traditionalist.... The geometry makes sense to me somehow.

I remembered seeing an old ad with Allen Collins playing one, and thinking it looked cool.  But he actually looks pretty awkward, I think....

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Re: And The Award For The Ugliest Headstock Goes To...
« Reply #29 on: December 08, 2013, 03:51:45 PM »
Speaking of pointy!
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Very very ugly - not just the headstock but the body as well.
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