Yeah, I watched after I posted.... Maybe if I use a hair band up near the 5th-7th fret and set a noise gate to near maximum, I can get rid of decay and completely mute the strings not being used at the time. I had an Ibanez bass synth back in the day(my back in the day means 2002, btw) that tracked like cr@p and I was able to use similar methods to get it tracking better. Still... if weird Japanese garbage came out, it would still be cool. Oh dear lord, I'm going to write and ask Sonic Youth if they need another guitarist soon, aren't I?