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_tom_

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« Reply #15 on: February 05, 2007, 10:37:29 AM »
He doesnt need to, he stares at it and it slams itself. Heres a good one -

"When a convicted terrorist was sentenced to face Jack Bauer, he appealed to have the sentence reduced to death."  :lol:  :lol:

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« Reply #16 on: February 05, 2007, 01:08:13 PM »
At work, I sit next to a bloke who looks just like Chuck Norris.  I've got a site where the site manager looks like Phil Collins too.

Ever seen Chuck Norris and Phil Collins have a conversation, very weired indeed  :twisted:
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« Reply #17 on: February 05, 2007, 01:29:32 PM »
hahaha, well my business teacher looks like Captain Jean Luc Picard  :lol:

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« Reply #18 on: February 05, 2007, 04:31:33 PM »
My girlfriend nearly spilt her dinner on him a few weeks ago.  Apparently he was wearing a skirt and a curly wig (honestly).  She nearly ran Gandalf over too.

Oh, and she had a chat with Jusy Dench last week.  Can anyone guess where she works?
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« Reply #19 on: February 07, 2007, 03:20:28 AM »
Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.

Now that's a bad dude!
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« Reply #20 on: February 09, 2007, 06:35:26 PM »
Think my favourite chuck norris/jack bauer interchangable quotes were always:

"Jack Bauer once had an arm wrestling contest with superman, the loser had to wear his underpants on the outside."

"Chuck Norris once ordered a Big Mac at Burger King.....and got one"
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« Reply #21 on: February 11, 2007, 06:11:09 PM »
Chuck Norris once walked past Steve Howe in 1975, it was like two ships that pass in the night, both frieghtenly dangerous at what they do and yet unaware of the monumental and catastrophic situation that may have entailed if they had bumped into one another. Oh! The humanity.
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« Reply #22 on: February 12, 2007, 02:53:45 AM »
Quote from: ToneMonkey
My girlfriend nearly spilt her dinner on him a few weeks ago.  Apparently he was wearing a skirt and a curly wig (honestly).  She nearly ran Gandalf over too.

Oh, and she had a chat with Jusy Dench last week.  Can anyone guess where she works?

A celebrity lookalikes agency? :wink:
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