Author Topic: I love my wife (Read 17481 times)

deg0ey · « **Reply #15 on:** July 18, 2006, 08:10:33 PM »

Don't know that one either, but I think I know the sort of thing :P

donovan.x · « **Reply #16 on:** July 18, 2006, 08:18:10 PM »

Quote from: TwilightOdyssey

Is this a guitar players' forum, or a Lifetime TV special?!

Actually its the dressing room! For off topic ,"off topic" posts...you know..The place your self indulgent rehersal photos should have gone!!! :roll:

TwilightOdyssey · « **Reply #17 on:** July 18, 2006, 08:44:14 PM »

Ouch.

My post was a joke, ya know.

donovan.x · « **Reply #18 on:** July 18, 2006, 08:47:25 PM »

I knew that!!! :oops:

deg0ey · « **Reply #19 on:** July 18, 2006, 09:15:32 PM »

I've never understood this properly - what is it that makes a post more off topic than off topic?

donovan.x · « **Reply #20 on:** July 18, 2006, 10:02:09 PM »

See the Sambo files!!!

chrisola · « **Reply #21 on:** July 19, 2006, 01:21:35 PM »

I agree.

This section should be 'off topic' free for all.

The Time Out one should be renamed 'General Music Talk' or some such (since this IS a guitar pickup website and we all like music)

Tim\OL.. could be a good idea?

steve · « **Reply #22 on:** July 19, 2006, 04:44:26 PM »

My girlfreind is great... shes deflated at the moment though.

Johnny Mac · « **Reply #23 on:** July 19, 2006, 10:18:54 PM »

I think we all are in this heat Steve, my car temp said 40'c on the way home from work.

Mind you, have you started recording a new album?

indysmith · « **Reply #24 on:** July 19, 2006, 10:32:31 PM »

My bedroom's 40 degrees right now, and it's dark! - i hate to think what it was during the day...

Johnny Mac · « **Reply #25 on:** July 19, 2006, 10:52:06 PM »

120'c

Probably.

Elliot · « **Reply #26 on:** July 19, 2006, 11:00:10 PM »

I thought this was 'I love my wife' not 'Its hot'

I love my wife too - as in she has red hair (

) and the following scenario recently took place:

W = 'you know that tweed blues junior you want but have decided you should put the money to something for us like a new bathroom window'

Me = 'Yup, shame, but we need the window more'

W = 'Well I think you can get that amp now, I have had a pay rise and I think we can get the window from that' (said wife is a very highly paid corporate lawyer)

Me - 'Cool, are you sure, I mean I don't need the amp'

W - 'No I think you should have it, you have worked hard recently' (I work freelance and make less than 1/2 wot she makes but had a bumper load of cheques in)

THEN - and this is the chick bit:

'Oh by the way, I want a new necklace - it costs the same as that Fender thingy you want, I'll just go to Kensington and get it.'

So I guess I got a BJ - a tweed one :D

38thBeatle · « **Reply #27 on:** July 20, 2006, 07:37:54 AM »

Are you reading this Mrs 38th!!!

FELINEGUITARS · « **Reply #28 on:** July 20, 2006, 11:23:01 AM »

Quote from: Elliot

So I guess I got a BJ - a tweed one :D

Looks like Twinfan was right all along!
I didn't know that they came in colours though (is this off topic or off colour)

JamesHealey · « **Reply #29 on:** July 20, 2006, 11:23:27 AM »

Don't right like women..

My Ex Fiance got gang banged at a festival, and the last serious girlfriend i had after that manged to Launder 10k out of me without me realising.

So yea.. Im happy being single have been for a while.

$%&# the female species, I might turn gay!.

Although i am seeing a rather nice little blonde at the moment, but nothing serious.