Patented hangover cure:
1. If possible before sleep, 2 pints of water, one mixed with diarolyte (that nasty stuff you drink when you have the shites). If not have it in the morning.
2. Morning, a berroca vitamin tablet.
3. Bacon and egg butty (x 2 if necessary). 3 cups of tea.
4. Can of coke for elevenses.
5. A couple of pints at lunch followed by a good sleep.
6. Afternoon in the pub.
REPEAT