A hilarious post on Ultimate Guitar forum

[_tom_]

http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=400146


"thanks and you no you need a smoldering iron (if thats the name of it) to wire them up, could i use a normal iron (one for clothes 1)?"

HAHAHAHA! Imagine trying to do all your "smoldering" with your mums iron :lol:

I wonder if hes one of these Chinese sellers?!

[Bird]

:lol:  :lol:

[CaffeineJunkie]

lol, just a-waiting the 'clap of the malice' cracks ...............

[_tom_]

Ahh, the old unexpectedly clap of the malice.

[Searcher]

"Smoldering iron" seems somehow appropriate for what my mum used to do to my clothes with her old iron.

A little off topic, but I had some friends who were messing around with an iron one day (!?) and, thinking it was cold, one guy bared his chest for another guy to stick the iron on it.  I don't know why.  Years later he still had the scarred imprint of an iron down the centre of his chest and stomach.  Of course, we all called him The Iron Man.

Had this other friend who had a fetish about ironing his clothes.  He'd take an ironing board and iron with him whenever we went anywhere.  He was the lead singer of our band for a while and we'd all go away for a gig, crash on someone's floor for the night and get up to see him ironing away.  He'd re-iron already ironed clothes, the mad git.

Ok, I'm done rambling.

[dave_mc]

awesome.  :lol:

[_tom_]

"Smoldering iron" seems somehow appropriate for what my mum used to do to my clothes with her old iron.

A little off topic, but I had some friends who were messing around with an iron one day (!?) and, thinking it was cold, one guy bared his chest for another guy to stick the iron on it.  I don't know why.  Years later he still had the scarred imprint of an iron down the centre of his chest and stomach.  Of course, we all called him The Iron Man.

Had this other friend who had a fetish about ironing his clothes.  He'd take an ironing board and iron with him whenever we went anywhere.  He was the lead singer of our band for a while and we'd all go away for a gig, crash on someone's floor for the night and get up to see him ironing away.  He'd re-iron already ironed clothes, the mad git.

Ok, I'm done rambling.

HAHAAHAHA! Hilarious :lol:

[froglord]

Had this other friend who had a fetish about ironing his clothes.  He'd take an ironing board and iron with him whenever we went anywhere.  He was the lead singer of our band for a while and we'd all go away for a gig, crash on someone's floor for the night and get up to see him ironing away.  He'd re-iron already ironed clothes, the mad git.

I'm exactly the opposite. In fact, I'm a founder member of the Anti-Ironing League. Ironing, boys and girls, is the work of Beelzebub, and it shall have no place in thy home!

PM me for membership costs.  :lol:

[Muttley]

Had this other friend who had a fetish about ironing his clothes.  He'd take an ironing board and iron with him whenever we went anywhere.  He was the lead singer of our band for a while and we'd all go away for a gig, crash on someone's floor for the night and get up to see him ironing away.  He'd re-iron already ironed clothes, the mad git.

I'm exactly the opposite. In fact, I'm a founder member of the Anti-Ironing League. Ironing, boys and girls, is the work of Beelzebub, and it shall have no place in thy home!

PM me for membership costs.  :lol:

Amen brother wrinkly.

My body isn't completely flat, therefore why should my clothes be?

Muttley

[Johnny Mac]

I Iron F.A!

I did when i went to a wedding last year though (only my underpants nothing high tech like a shirt!),  I can do it but it's a waste of time!

On topic that is F funny!  :lol:

[Shag101]

Of course, we all called him The Iron Man.

HAHAHAH  too funny

When i was younger someone told me the bright idea that if you take a plastic lighter and turn it upside down with the fire on to get the metal real hot and stick yourself with it, that it will make a happy face.
Well lets just say, too many beers and now several years later i still have a happy face burnt on my arm.

[Searcher]

I'm exactly the opposite. In fact, I'm a founder member of the Anti-Ironing League. Ironing, boys and girls, is the work of Beelzebub, and it shall have no place in thy home!

PM me for membership costs.  :lol:

LOL!

I agree.  My wife sometimes asks me how I can put such wrinkled shirts on and I tell her than the wrinkles all kinda straighten out in half an hour or so.  Besides, when I'm old they'll be a kind of camouflage.

[CaffeineJunkie]

Of course, we all called him The Iron Man.

HAHAHAH  too funny

When i was younger someone told me the bright idea that if you take a plastic lighter and turn it upside down with the fire on to get the metal real hot and stick yourself with it, that it will make a happy face.
Well lets just say, too many beers and now several years later i still have a happy face burnt on my arm.

LOL, i did that, came off after a couple of weeks tho, either that or i jus forgot where i did it.....

a couple of guys at skool decided to do it to the back of some kids head as he had a circle shaved into it

[Shag101]

haha

try it again....maybe it will stay this time.....lol

i think i got it way too hot and held it there too long cuz i was the winner that kept it there the longest......winner in one way....loser in another....lol

[CaffeineJunkie]

i think i got it way too hot and held it there too long cuz i was the winner that kept it there the longest......winner in one way....loser in another....lol

if it makes you look kool then its fine, just like anything stupid really