1. Put your feet into a bowl full of maggots £30
2. Drink a cup of lumpy gone-off milk £9000
3. Eat raw chicken £300,000
4. Streak at a premiership game £1
5. Marry a foreigner so they can have a passport £42.67
6. Club a seal £free
7. Put child porn on your dad's PC then shop him to the old bill £9million
8. Have an arm or leg amputated £1million leg, £90billion arm
