Author Topic: How much money would it take for you to... (Read 10160 times)

Fubar · « **on:** September 20, 2006, 01:22:25 PM »

1. Put your feet into a bowl full of maggots
2. Drink a cup of lumpy gone-off milk
3. Eat raw chicken
4. Streak at a premiership game
5. Marry a foreigner so they can have a passport
6. Club a seal
7. Put child porn on your dad's PC then shop him to the old bill
8. Have an arm or leg amputated

For me i'd have to say most could be achieved for a bottle of vodka plus expenses.

_tom_ · « **Reply #1 on:** September 20, 2006, 01:23:54 PM »

"7. Put child porn on your dad's PC then shop him to the old bill "

HAHAH as if anyone would actually do that :lol:

Fubar · « **Reply #2 on:** September 20, 2006, 01:29:49 PM »

Quote from: _tom_

"7. Put child porn on your dad's PC then shop him to the old bill "

HAHAH as if anyone would actually do that :lol:

Everyone has their price! :lol:

CaffeineJunkie · « **Reply #3 on:** September 20, 2006, 02:14:56 PM »

i think it depends on how hungry i was at the time

or if Tim had just released a whole new range of BKPs :twisted:

Searcher · « **Reply #4 on:** September 20, 2006, 04:50:14 PM »

# 5 could be fun. I'll have to run it past my wife.

Davey · « **Reply #5 on:** September 20, 2006, 05:36:55 PM »

i did #3

blue · « **Reply #6 on:** September 20, 2006, 07:42:05 PM »

well, i've never had an arm or leg amputated......

jt · « **Reply #7 on:** September 20, 2006, 08:54:01 PM »

Quote from: Davey

i did #3

:D + 1 i`ve also done 2 as well !!

:D 8)

FELINEGUITARS · « **Reply #8 on:** September 20, 2006, 09:07:32 PM »

Quote from: jt

Quote from: Davey
i did #3

:D + 1 i`ve also done 2 as well !!

:D 8)

That'll teach you for eating at Mcdonalds

Davey · « **Reply #9 on:** September 20, 2006, 09:10:42 PM »

Quote from: FELINEGUITARS

Quote from: jt
Quote from: Davey
i did #3

:D + 1 i`ve also done 2 as well !!

:D 8)

That'll teach you for eating at Mcdonalds

naw.. i jut wondered why the cats were going so bonkers over it so i chewed a couple of pieces.

i also ate dog and cat snacks for leisure, cos i wanted something salty and we didnt have any chips or peanuts at home. the dog wasnt happy.

jt · « **Reply #10 on:** September 20, 2006, 09:11:11 PM »

Quote from: FELINEGUITARS

Quote from: jt
Quote from: Davey
i did #3

:D + 1 i`ve also done 2 as well !!

:D 8)

That'll teach you for eating at Mcdonalds

:D

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I was very drunk at the time !!!

:D 8)

Davey · « **Reply #11 on:** September 20, 2006, 09:23:38 PM »

LMAO

i dont do stupid stuff like that while drunk

i do it while i'm sober

_tom_ · « **Reply #12 on:** September 20, 2006, 09:27:58 PM »

I flip burgers/meat on the bbq with my hands when I'm drunk :? Probably means I've also done #2 as I'm not exactly the greatest chef :)

froglord · « **Reply #13 on:** September 20, 2006, 11:59:09 PM »

Man, I've lived a sheltered life.

I have, however, seen grown men drink each other's vomit.

Kilby · « **Reply #14 on:** September 21, 2006, 07:34:11 AM »

I managed to do 2 & 3 at various points in time (though #2 wasn't from a cup)

Questions

Do I have to run while streaking (I hate running)

will somebody pay for me to get to that baby seal (damn their big round eyes) or allow me to substitute my landladys cats ?

Porn to my son is almost any Xbox game so does that count ?

Can I claim some payment for 2 & 3

Rob...