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FELINEGUITARS

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« on: October 20, 2006, 02:23:18 PM »
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=130038964856&ru=http://search.ebay.com:80/130038964856_W0QQfromZR40QQfviZ1

I think I may have seen similar before but it just cracked me up and made my morning.

Worth reading just for the humour

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« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2006, 02:35:31 PM »
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Fantastic!

I'm just wondering how you manged to find this item?? :wink:  :wink:
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« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2006, 02:42:06 PM »
Same here, gingataff ... best left unexplained, tho!


PS - Feline, check the spelling in your signature!

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« Reply #3 on: October 20, 2006, 03:08:51 PM »
The advert belongs to my mate Nick who was helping out at the LGS

What is up with the spelling
Just spell checked it and no errors showed
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« Reply #4 on: October 20, 2006, 03:33:44 PM »
You aren't mistaking the american 'specialty' with the english 'speciality' are you?
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TwilightOdyssey

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« Reply #5 on: October 20, 2006, 04:02:31 PM »
Sorry, I thought the yellow letters were part of your signature.
Read the yellow letters again.

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« Reply #6 on: October 20, 2006, 04:29:44 PM »
I'm now more interested in the old account you setup ;)

You shouldn't have mentioned it really

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« Reply #7 on: October 20, 2006, 06:53:42 PM »
brilliant auction!  the thing is, i have a terrible urge to buy them...

just to annoy most of you, i'd actually have to put on weight to fit into them 8)
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« Reply #8 on: October 20, 2006, 07:40:00 PM »
Quote from: blue
just to annoy most of you, i'd actually have to put on weight to fit into them 8)


And to annoy the rest of you, I'd actually have to shrink 4 inches :drink:
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« Reply #9 on: October 20, 2006, 08:26:56 PM »
^ just to point out, that's the LEG length, degoey.  :roll:

but wow. great advert. you really have to wonder how badly he wants to sell them, or whether he just wants to get a cheap laugh on a forum...

:lol:

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« Reply #10 on: October 20, 2006, 08:35:14 PM »
I know it's the leg length! I'm not 34 inches tall :P

But you understood what I meant, so it doesn't matter does it :drink:
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« Reply #11 on: October 20, 2006, 09:14:24 PM »
*is glad deg0ey didn't cotton onto what I was really talking about*

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« Reply #12 on: October 20, 2006, 11:18:34 PM »
come on.. he has to sell em... the description alone is worth it

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« Reply #13 on: October 21, 2006, 06:38:59 AM »
Quote from: Davey
come on.. he has to sell em... the description alone is worth it


yeah but you have to get somebody to type in leather trousers first
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« Reply #14 on: October 21, 2006, 12:52:39 PM »
Quote from: deg0ey
Quote from: blue
just to annoy most of you, i'd actually have to put on weight to fit into them 8)


And to annoy the rest of you, I'd actually have to shrink 4 inches :drink:


I would look rediculous in those trousers. I'm sized 33 36.

Am I tall or is Nick short?

Priceless advertisment, though.  :lol:  :lol:
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