Author Topic: John Cleese's letter to America (Read 17270 times)

broken cord · « **Reply #15 on:** December 23, 2006, 07:28:36 PM »

Effective immediately:

England must return all guitars made in America, esspecially the ones with BK's in them, and send them to: C/O Broken Cord.... :lol:

P.S. Keep your chips

CJ · « **Reply #16 on:** December 23, 2006, 07:35:03 PM »

effective immediately, every citizen of england is required to go to the dentist and get braces.

Johnny Mac · « **Reply #17 on:** December 23, 2006, 07:58:02 PM »

Quote from: callme.nasty

oh yeah, well england sucks!

actually, i did find that hilarious.

please notify me if i spelled any words wrong. :roll:

Well your grammer could be better young man! :lol:

Johnny Mac · « **Reply #18 on:** December 23, 2006, 08:07:56 PM »

Quote from: callme.nasty

effective immediately, every citizen of england is required to go to the dentist and get braces.

You yanks love your teeth don't you! :roll: You watch too many old brit films!

Kilby · « **Reply #19 on:** December 23, 2006, 08:44:49 PM »

Quote from: Johnny Mac

Quote from: callme.nasty
effective immediately, every citizen of england is required to go to the dentist and get braces.

You yanks love your teeth don't you! :roll: You watch too many old brit films!

Hey personally I will stick with having brains and working teeth rather than cosmetic dentistry :roll:

CJ · « **Reply #20 on:** December 24, 2006, 01:53:24 AM »

hey my teeth are all real! not even a cavity! and i scored higher than 99% of america on my standardized tests, so either i'm really smart, or the rest of america is really stupid. i'm going with the second one!

gingataff · « **Reply #21 on:** December 24, 2006, 03:29:49 AM »

Quote from: callme.nasty

oh yeah, well england sucks!

actually, i did find that hilarious.

please notify me if i spelled any words wrong. :roll:

England has an 'E'

sambo · « **Reply #22 on:** December 24, 2006, 03:52:30 AM »

Quote from: callme.nasty

hey my teeth are all real! not even a cavity! and i scored higher than 99% of america on my standardized tests, so either i'm really smart, or the rest of america is really stupid. i'm going with the second one!

yer, thing is, when the whole country is lacking somewhat in the intelligence department, then scoring in the top 1% of the population doesn't mean much really does it.

plus your all obese.

(no generalisations there at all.... )

:roll:

CJ · « **Reply #23 on:** December 24, 2006, 04:05:58 AM »

oh yeah, well your country has some good bands!

hmm... atleast we don't have jack the stripper.

and you WISH you had hamburgers!!!

CJ · « **Reply #24 on:** December 24, 2006, 04:07:01 AM »

and just because our president looks and acts like a chimpanzee doesn't mean that the rest of us are retarded!

38thBeatle · « **Reply #25 on:** December 24, 2006, 05:32:20 AM »

Yes that is a fair point thought you elect him and from and outsider's point of view, the choice was somewhat baffling. What am I saying? look who we have as Prime Minister! In the interests of fair play I withdraw that remark. I must admit that my visits to the USA have always been great and you chaps have not done too badly..if only you'd have learned to drive on the correct side of the road. It could have been so much better now you must admit that.

gingataff · « **Reply #26 on:** December 24, 2006, 07:37:39 AM »

if I remember correctly it was only the Florida 'recount' (ahem) that swung the vote to B**h.
Of course I'm sure there was no kind of vote rigging going on so I think we should blame The Golden Girls, Crockett & Tubbs, Vanilla Ice and Limp Bizkit(sic).

maliciousteve · « **Reply #27 on:** December 24, 2006, 11:33:03 AM »

The bitchiness in this thread is awesome. It should stay in all good fun though, fatties

Davey · « **Reply #28 on:** December 24, 2006, 12:55:03 PM »

Quote from: callme.nasty

and just because our president looks and acts like a chimpanzee doesn't mean that the rest of us are retarded!

no.. just the ones that voted for him :lol:

Ratrod · « **Reply #29 on:** December 24, 2006, 01:00:35 PM »

This is beginning to look alot like John Cleese's USA rant in A Fish Called Wanda. :lol:

Author Topic: John Cleese's letter to America (Read 17270 times)

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