Haha, Jurzum... they are class!
It's like 10 times funnier when you know what they say, but it's all in finnish so 'might' be a bit hard for you :P
I'll do my best and try to translate them :lol:
The bold judge guy -
[F]: Antaa palaa!
[E]: Let it roll!
The vocalist/bassist -
*some random german talking about their band*
*the guitarist plays some few power chords*
One of the judges -
[F]: Hyvä biisi, noni seuraava!
[E]: Great song, alright next one!
*Jurzum starts to play*
after a while there's some random shouts like
[F]: Noni nyt saa riittää! [E]: Alright that's enough!
[F]: Turpa kiinni! [E]: Shut the f*ck up!
[F]: Soittakaa Paranoid saatana! [E]: Play the f*ckin' Paranoid
and so on
*the bold judge takes the mic away from the singer*
one of the judges -
[F]: Ei helvetti soikoon! Soittakaa nyt se Paranoid, ei tota jaksa kuunnella! Toi on liian itsestään selvää - liian itsestään selvää - itsestään selvää. Paranoid ja vittuun sieltä!
[E]: Oh dammit! Play the Paranoid, no-one wants to listen to that! That's too obvious - too obvious - obvius. Play the Paranoid and get the f*ck out of there!
*the bold judge guy brings the mic again*
some random laughing
*the guitarist plays one note*
one of the judges -
[F]: Paras Paranoid ikinä, vittu! Loistava, noni painukaa helvettiin sieltä niin!
[E]: The best Paranoid ever, dammit! Brilliant, alright get the hell out of there!
*the guitarist messes up*
the one judge shouts something random
the guitarist-
[F]: Oota nyt, mä en osaa!
[E]: Wait for a second, I can't play it!
*the band plays it horribly*
the bold judge guy comes to interupt and says to the mic-
[F]: Laula sinä, se vois mennä paremmin!
[E]: You sing it, it might be better!
guitarist mumbles to the mic-
[F]: Joo, nyt tota...
[E]: Yea, alright so...
the judge shouts-
[F]: Ja alusta!
[E]: From the beginning!
*laughs and random shouts from the crowd*
[F]: YY, KAA, KOO, NEE!
[E]: ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR!
*the band starts to play again*
they stop and the guitarist says-
[F]: Tää biisi menee muuten Teenille.
[E]: This song is dedicated to Teeni by the way.
one of the judges-
[F]: Noniin, se oli siinä sitten! Painukaa helvettiin, kiitoksia! Helvettiin te kuuulutteki...
[E]: Alright, that was it! Go to hell, thank you! You really belong in hell...
the comments of the other judges are extremely funny too but they're so long so I'll put just some bits of them
the judge with short hair-
[F]: Joo kyl niinku, lavaesiintymisestä täytyy sanoo että teiän täytyy panostaa siihen että te olisitte vielä vähemmän uskottavia, jollain tavalla, mä en tiiä miten mut kyl se löytyy sisältä se vastaus.
[E]: Yea, I must say about the stage presence that you must put input into it so you would be even less non believable (<-- don't know if that's a real word for this situation), I don't know how but I'm sure you'll find the answer from inside of you
the judge with beard and long hair (a celebrity in Finland)-
*after talking for short time about the song's title*
[F]: Sen lisäks et jätkä oli lintsannu musiikki tunnit nii ei sitä oo englannin kielen tunneillakaan käyty...
[E]: On top of that you've not attended to music classes, you've not really visited the english classes either...
the vocalist/guitarist interupts-
[F]: Siks me lauletaanki saksaks.
[E]: That's why we sing in german.
*after talkin about the guitarist's and drummer's black metal 'make-ups'*
[F]: Sanotaan näin että jos paskuudella on monumentti niin te rakensitte jotain Himalajan kokoluokkaa, niinku alisuoriutumisen vuoriston
[E]: Let's say that if cr@ppiness would have a moment, you built up one of them size of Himalaya, like the mountain range of underachievement
the vocalist says-
[F]: Se elannonsaanti olis liian kaupallista
[E]: Making money out of it would be too mainstream
there's some more very funny stuff there but it's already 2 minutes to midnight (1:10 am actually) so you can quess that I'm very tired...
and for you to get more hang of the basic 'cursing' words in finnish: :P
Vittu = F*ck
Hitto = D*mn
Helvetti = Hell
Hemmetti = Heck
Saatana = Satan
Perkele = ?not really sure? it's kinda like the devil
sorry for my bad english and extremely long post :lol:
