Author Topic: Jimmy Page riff set to save Rock & Roll (Humor) (Read 3986 times)

TwilightOdyssey · « **on:** March 05, 2007, 05:09:42 PM »

Warning: Adult language

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/59249

Ratrod · « **Reply #1 on:** March 05, 2007, 05:28:19 PM »

Did you know Jimmy Page stole that riff from Cliff Gallup?

And that the vault cannot be opened untill Elvis' second coming?

And that the riff only works when it's accompanied with a bass line that Cliff Burton took with him in the grave?

TwilightOdyssey · « **Reply #2 on:** March 05, 2007, 06:06:51 PM »

You're one of the Chosen, I take it, Ratty? :)

plastercaster · « **Reply #3 on:** March 05, 2007, 06:51:13 PM »

I had the onion radio news podcast for ages, but it stopped :(
I love hearing about chumps who believed them, I remember one guy used a story for his god hates fags website.

Philly Q · « **Reply #4 on:** March 05, 2007, 10:44:58 PM »

If only the Page story was true....

CaffeineJunkie · « **Reply #5 on:** March 05, 2007, 11:26:20 PM »

Quote from: Ratrod

Did you know Jimmy Page stole that riff from Cliff Gallup?

thought it was based on the 'bring it on home' by willie nelson??

Elliot · « **Reply #6 on:** March 06, 2007, 10:23:42 AM »

did Jimmy 'magpie' Page write any riffs of his own?

Ratrod · « **Reply #7 on:** March 06, 2007, 12:44:46 PM »

Quote from: TwilightOdyssey

You're one of the Chosen, I take it, Ratty? :)

I will not confirm or deny that.

broken cord · « **Reply #8 on:** March 06, 2007, 03:58:34 PM »

Say nothing if it's true

Ratrod · « **Reply #9 on:** March 07, 2007, 12:41:54 PM »

I could write a book about it.

A quest for that lost riff. Lots of code breaking stuff, exotic locations, secret societies.

Oh bugger, Jack Black already did that or was that Dan Brown?

TwilightOdyssey · « **Reply #10 on:** March 07, 2007, 01:04:55 PM »

^ LOL.

The Guitar Center scene in the new D movie is just brilliant!!

Davey · « **Reply #11 on:** March 07, 2007, 02:50:34 PM »

i GOT to get me the pick of destiny!

markofled · « **Reply #12 on:** March 09, 2007, 04:58:58 PM »

omg i cant wait to hear this riff this is so exciting! When it gonna get released!?