London guitar show

[Afghan Dave]

... i am safe to assume, that both you and dave will be joining me in front of these stands, i am excused, no?
:P

but i'm taking one of them home with me! :D

Sorry to disappoint but I believe neither Jon, nor I will be coming home with you... :roll:  

[Davey]

HA!


sorry dude... you dont have the right set of tits for me to be interested in you
but i'm taking that hottie with me!

[noodleplugerine]

... i am safe to assume, that both you and dave will be joining me in front of these stands, i am excused, no?
:P

but i'm taking one of them home with me! :D

Sorry to disappoint but I believe neither Jon, nor I will be coming home with you... :roll:  

Wins.

[FELINEGUITARS]

jonathan, i apologise in advance for being absent, for extended periods of time, if indeed such hotties are present at other show stands, but since i am safe to assume, that both you and dave will be joining me in front of these stands, i am excused, no?


:P


but i'm taking one of them home with me! :D

Next year I will also sell ladies shoes and handbags from my stand just to make sure that the girls are all busy at MY stand

Do you think that will help?

[Kilby]

Next year I will also sell ladies shoes and handbags from my stand just to make sure that the girls are all busy at MY stand

Do you think that will help?

All you need is a glass fronted counter, with some kittens playing inside, and all the girlies will be instantly attacted to your stand

Just remember to make it treble glazed so none of them can accuse the noise of scaring them

Rob...

[Davey]

jonathan, i apologise in advance for being absent, for extended periods of time, if indeed such hotties are present at other show stands, but since i am safe to assume, that both you and dave will be joining me in front of these stands, i am excused, no?


:P


but i'm taking one of them home with me! :D

Next year I will also sell ladies shoes and handbags from my stand just to make sure that the girls are all busy at MY stand

Do you think that will help?

oh yes!

[Philly Q]

All you need is a glass fronted counter, with some kittens playing inside, and all the girlies will be instantly attacted to your stand

That'd work for me too.  :oops:

It'd make a nice escape from all those sweep-picking 12-year-olds in Bullet For My Valentine shirts.  Not forgetting all the fat middle-aged blokes with ill-advised jeans, cowboy boots, mullets (and wives with 1,000-yard stares) standing around the place getting in the way.

[Elliot]

How did you see me and my wife Philly? I didn't even go to the London guitar show  :D

[Philly Q]

Been to one, you've been to 'em all (except the exhibitor numbers seem to be ever-declining, unfortunately).  The main difference is the Korn shirts have been replaced with A7X.  

But I don't imagine you with the mullet and cowboy boots, Elliot!   :lol:

[Sailor Charon]

Would a fat 38 year old (is that middle-aged?) woman with a ponytail be an improvement? [Cause that's me, that is... :( ]

[Philly Q]

38 middle-aged?  Not even close.

[Kilby]

I will shout youngster and return to my rocking chair

[WITH FULL DISTORTION]

Oh a pitty i live so $%&#ing Far away. i canīt join IN
Unfortunatelly.
q:/
I would liek to attend the LGS and test all Bkps.
do you think itīs possible!?
Q:P

[Davey]

if you come over, bring gabbs with you, or you'll be going back with broken knees   :roll:

hahaha

[WITH FULL DISTORTION]

ahahahahahahaha if i go, she will go too, my fiancee will go too if we have ENOUGH $$$
btw i just got my SINNER neck customwound
ahahahahahahahahahahahah
Q:p