OMG - i cant believe someone actually went and said it. I spent my whole childhood being called vegetables only to end up working at a bloody school and get it starting all over again.
Worse thing is every single bloody kid that says it thinks they are being original and truly funny - my grandad got exaclty the same thing all his life!!
I actually praise the kids for new, original and funny names they can come up with. my favorites so far are Mr Crazy Horse, Mr Menopause and Mr Vanilla balls - all ones i have actually responded to when the kids have said them quickly, oh how we laughed :P