Author Topic: Ugly axe contest.... (Read 7885 times)

Philly Q · « **Reply #15 on:** August 18, 2007, 10:21:57 PM »

Quote from: Will

http://guitarvillage.co.uk/product-detail_huge.asp?catid=80&quantity=1&id=5399&manid=36&product=Gibson+Corvus+II%2C+Marble+Brown%2C+Pre%2DOwned+EC+1983%2C+Inc%2E+Non+original++Case

NOOOO, I like that Gibson Corvus! The colour is especially cool.

I'd buy one in a second if I could find one really dirt cheap, but they're always a bit overpriced.

Ted · « **Reply #16 on:** August 19, 2007, 08:21:50 PM »

Quote from: noodleplugerine

Talking of Deans...

http://www.deanguitars.com/images/summer05/Mach7_large.jpg

Awful.

Dean Zelinsky signed that off???!

What the fook is that?

Ted · « **Reply #17 on:** August 19, 2007, 09:28:29 PM »

New one from me...

And another, I hope this kid gets a beating...

plastercaster · « **Reply #18 on:** August 19, 2007, 10:03:54 PM »

Quote from: Ted

Post your link/pic for the worst looking guitar or a finishing job gone wrong... :?

Here's my entry: "THE SNOT SG"

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=200142106956&indexURL=0&photoDisplayType=2#ebayphotohosting

Like the vibe, hate the finish ! :P

"impressionist lilies" was certainly not what the first thing that occurred to me...
Monet must be turning in his grave.

Nadz1lla · « **Reply #19 on:** August 19, 2007, 11:27:07 PM »

Is it just me or does the the gap between the bridge and the start of the neck look to big on that Him monstrosity? And I am assuming the kid doesn't play anything past the 12th fret...

Philly Q · « **Reply #20 on:** August 19, 2007, 11:45:45 PM »

Quote from: Nadz1lla

Is it just me or does the the gap between the bridge and the start of the neck look to big on that Him monstrosity?

Well spotted! Yeah, there's room for about 6 humbuckers...

I don't see how it can possibly be playable. :?

apmaman · « **Reply #21 on:** August 20, 2007, 12:06:25 AM »

Im surprised this hasnt shown up yet

Nadz1lla · « **Reply #22 on:** August 20, 2007, 02:02:27 AM »

Quote from: Philly Q

Quote from: Nadz1lla
Is it just me or does the the gap between the bridge and the start of the neck look to big on that Him monstrosity?

Well spotted! Yeah, there's room for about 6 humbuckers...

I don't see how it can possibly be playable. :?

Aye I noticed the kid said it plays really well.... must be new to playing I guess.

Dunno about 6 buckers, but I've seen 4 on one axe, hehe. Nigel Tufnel's 4 bucker Ernie Ball. Saw it at the London Guitar show this year, it's an amazing axe, hehe! I don't think it qualifies as an Ugly guitar though, it's just very OTT, hehe.

Jp. · « **Reply #23 on:** August 21, 2007, 12:20:31 PM »

I'll throw this in the ring.

http://images.google.com.au/imgres?imgurl=http://www.themusicgallery.co.uk/prodimages/v.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.themusicgallery.co.uk/proddetail.php%3Fprod%3DVStyle%26cat%3D81&h=827&w=307&sz=24&hl=en&start=4&tbnid=Wfqs3PfhiuOLJM:&tbnh=143&tbnw=53&prev=/images%3Fq%3DStagg%2BG-force%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D

I saw it 2 years ago and thought it was cr@p the. I havent changed my mind.

Here again in orange http://www.only4music.ch/assets/images/Stagg_G_Force_OR_Kopie.JPG

Its terrible!!!!

ToneMonkey · « **Reply #24 on:** August 21, 2007, 12:29:43 PM »

Whats the boy racer exhausts on that beast.

I liked the Gibson Corvus.

Here's my bash: http://www.dealguitars.com/youngcharlie.jpg

Jp. · « **Reply #25 on:** August 21, 2007, 12:37:37 PM »

Here is a couple from err.... ummm... my colection

this guitar is a door stop for my shed. I gave up on it a long time ago.

I actually still play this guitar. Its in dire need of a refrett. but I just cant be bothered. Its cheap and nast and thats its charm.... and its pooh brown. :lol: :lol:

ToneMonkey · « **Reply #26 on:** August 21, 2007, 12:42:03 PM »

That poo brown one is lovely......well charming anyway.

If you ever decide to get rid, then give me a call first