I don't know what it is about LPs, I've always hated the way they look. They feel horribly unbalanced to play when you're a superstrat junkie like me too, but that's probably more because I'm massively biased against the way they look.
Take that one that was posted: Stupid scratchplate, tone selector in a horrible position, not enough frets, a serious case of "dude, where's my whammy bar?" and too many bloody knobs!
But to each his own, and I certainly wouldn't say it's not a great guitar to play - just not for me :)
And don't even get me started on Telecasters... :D
Clearly *both* the tone and also the good-lookingness of guitars are subjective things. Pretty much everyone here will disagree with me about the above, but that's all part of having the right to your own opinions :)
Roo
PS LPs just don't look "hard" enough for your music, WFD. The ESP has more of the right character ;)