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Title: You can't help the afflicted
Post by: Johnny Mac on February 06, 2009, 08:00:12 PM: The economic downturn has slaughtered the business i'm working for and the weather is cruelly hammering us but its just about hanging in there. So earlier this week I hear from one of the girls in the office that there is going to be some of us laid off. So a mate of mine who i got a job there a year ago who suffers from a terrible condition called constant gibber-jabber and just fuks everything up, he's got the polar opposite to the Midas touch, very nearly put himself on the dole today with unprecedented stupidity but I just managed to keep it from the attention of the govenor and sort the situation out, he got away with it and 3 other poor sods got it instead. Not because of him but they already had their cards marked. Afterward I had to have a talk with him but his massive ego wouldn't have it that he had done anything wrong. Anyway it very nearly went off and a few others had to point out to him that he, is in fact a complete C. So now i'm drunk on whisky, very pissed off and wondering why i bother.
You really can't help the afflicted!

Edit* I forgot to put the C in Afflicted, or was that the c in unt!
Title: Re: You can't help the afflicted
Post by: FernandoDuarte on February 06, 2009, 08:14:20 PM: One of the biggest problems a person can have to me is not assume their mistakes... Pretty much I would get a pop corn and coca-cola and laugh at him getting f***d :)
Title: Re: You can't help the afflicted
Post by: Denim n Leather on February 06, 2009, 09:01:05 PM: You shoulda just let him hang ...
Title: Re: You can't help the afflicted
Post by: Johnny Mac on February 06, 2009, 09:26:55 PM: Quote from: Denim n Leather on February 06, 2009, 09:01:05 PM
You shoulda just let him hang ...

I know mate, i will from now on, you can only do so much for some people.
Title: Re: You can't help the afflicted
Post by: dave_mc on February 06, 2009, 10:29:26 PM: at least from now on if you let him hang, you won't feel bad about it. :)
Title: Re: You can't help the afflicted
Post by: Afghan Dave on February 06, 2009, 10:35:44 PM: Quote from: Johnny Mac on February 06, 2009, 09:26:55 PM
Quote from: Denim n Leather on February 06, 2009, 09:01:05 PM
You shoulda just let him hang ...

I know mate, i will from now on, you can only do so much for some people.

Or stick on your big fur coat and throw the f**ker to the "Skip Lion"... (man you look like a f**in' scary nutter in that coat!!) PDT_029 PDT_037 PDT_021 PDT_003
Title: Re: You can't help the afflicted
Post by: Johnny Mac on February 06, 2009, 10:42:28 PM: Quote from: Afghan Dave on February 06, 2009, 10:35:44 PM
Quote from: Johnny Mac on February 06, 2009, 09:26:55 PM
Quote from: Denim n Leather on February 06, 2009, 09:01:05 PM
You shoulda just let him hang ...

I know mate, i will from now on, you can only do so much for some people.

Or stick on your big fur coat and throw the f**ker to the "Skip Lion"... (man you look like a f**in' scary nutter in that coat!!) PDT_029 PDT_037 PDT_021 PDT_003

Yes we were doing 'acting' using props 'with things that we find, things that everyday folks leave behind'* and that was a kind of looney pimp thing.

Ahem :lol:

*C The Wombles
Title: Re: You can't help the afflicted
Post by: bucketshred on February 07, 2009, 03:38:16 PM: Drunken posts on BKP. Considering we are all musicians (and hence drunkards) I'm suprised we don't get more.
Title: Re: You can't help the afflicted
Post by: Johnny Mac on February 08, 2009, 12:44:02 PM: Quote from: bucketshred on February 07, 2009, 03:38:16 PM
Drunken posts on BKP. Considering we are all musicians (and hence drunkards) I'm suprised we don't get more.

I love the drunken ones! Lets have more :D
Title: Re: You can't help the afflicted
Post by: Ian Price on February 08, 2009, 12:46:14 PM: Quote from: Afghan Dave on February 06, 2009, 10:35:44 PM
Or stick on your big fur coat and throw the f**ker to the "Skip Lion"... (man you look like a f**in' scary nutter in that coat!!)

Is there pictorial evidence of this on the BKP site? I want to see what a scary nutter looks like!

Edit : extremely bad spelling amended.
Title: Re: You can't help the afflicted
Post by: Afghan Dave on February 09, 2009, 02:46:41 AM: Quote from: Ian Price on February 08, 2009, 12:46:14 PM
Quote from: Afghan Dave on February 06, 2009, 10:35:44 PM
Or stick on your big fur coat and throw the f**ker to the "Skip Lion"... (man you look like a f**in' scary nutter in that coat!!)

Is ther picxtorial evidence of this on the BKP site? I want to see what a scary nutter looks like!

Post it Johnny!!

A picture speaks a thousand words...
Title: Re: You can't help the afflicted
Post by: ChunkyMunky on February 09, 2009, 02:51:46 AM: This is gonna be sweet...
Title: Re: You can't help the afflicted
Post by: Johnny Mac on February 09, 2009, 12:20:15 PM: Come on, start handing over your amps and les pauls ect and if I feel you have paid an adequate amount I may just show you! :lol:
Title: Re: You can't help the afflicted
Post by: Johnny Mac on February 10, 2009, 07:38:15 PM: Don't be too scared, we were all messing about........ :?

Yeah right!
Title: Re: You can't help the afflicted
Post by: Ian Price on February 10, 2009, 08:05:46 PM: I think you look like a thoroughly decent, well centred, down to earth type of chap in that photo :lol: (nervous laughter)
Title: Re: You can't help the afflicted
Post by: Gary on February 10, 2009, 08:06:17 PM: Pretty scary, Johnny!

As a supervisor at work I constantly seem to be squaring things up for people. Trouble is if I didn't I'd still be left to pick up the pieces after the inevitable fall out.
Title: Re: You can't help the afflicted
Post by: FernandoDuarte on February 10, 2009, 08:38:36 PM: :lol:
Nice pic
Title: Re: You can't help the afflicted
Post by: 38thBeatle on February 10, 2009, 08:55:32 PM: I love that picture- you can see that Johnny has got in touch with his feminine side.
Title: Re: You can't help the afflicted
Post by: Afghan Dave on February 10, 2009, 10:55:04 PM: Quote from: 38thBeatle on February 10, 2009, 08:55:32 PM
I love that picture- you can see that Johnny has got in touch with his feminine side.

And if you dare to F**k with him...

he'll rip of your c0ck, throw it in a skip and leave you permanently in touch YOUR feminine side. PDT_029 PDT_045 PDT_046
Title: Re: You can't help the afflicted
Post by: broken cord on February 10, 2009, 11:01:23 PM: I saw a coat just like that one hanging around my trash cans, I had to let off a couple of rounds to scare it off.
Title: Re: You can't help the afflicted
Post by: horsehead on February 12, 2009, 06:53:37 AM: Which Guy Ritchie film were you in again?

"Northern Monkeys!"