The economic downturn has slaughtered the business i'm working for and the weather is cruelly hammering us but its just about hanging in there. So earlier this week I hear from one of the girls in the office that there is going to be some of us laid off. So a mate of mine who i got a job there a year ago who suffers from a terrible condition called constant gibber-jabber and just fuks everything up, he's got the polar opposite to the Midas touch, very nearly put himself on the dole today with unprecedented stupidity but I just managed to keep it from the attention of the govenor and sort the situation out, he got away with it and 3 other poor sods got it instead. Not because of him but they already had their cards marked. Afterward I had to have a talk with him but his massive ego wouldn't have it that he had done anything wrong. Anyway it very nearly went off and a few others had to point out to him that he, is in fact a complete C. So now i'm drunk on whisky, very pissed off and wondering why i bother.
You really can't help the afflicted!
Edit* I forgot to put the C in Afflicted, or was that the c in unt!