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Forum Ringside => Guitars, Amps and Effects => Topic started by: Ian Price on January 19, 2010, 01:18:10 PM

Title: Bad Guitar content
Post by: Ian Price on January 19, 2010, 01:18:10 PM
Was looking around eBay for teles and strats and came across this:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/custom-electric-guitar-THE-ONLY-ONE-IN-THE-WORLD_W0QQitemZ380149745049QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_Musical_Instruments_Guitars_CV?hash=item5882b0c599

My initial thoughts were that a large curly poo had been carved on to the top of the guitar.

£999. Erm, no thanks!
Title: Re: Bad Guitar content
Post by: Dmoney on January 19, 2010, 01:23:57 PM
My initial thoughts were that a large curly poo had been carved on to the top of the guitar.

+1

if it was meant to be a poo i could kind of get behind the concept.
but nobody wants a tele/sg cross with a snake that looks like a poo on it.
id rather have a poo, or an sg with tele hardware. both of which may look like poo, but at least it would be deliberate.

basically, at the end of the day, you know what i mean.
Title: Re: Bad Guitar content
Post by: bucketshred on January 19, 2010, 01:26:27 PM
That's just poo.

Paddy
Title: Re: Bad Guitar content
Post by: Ian Price on January 19, 2010, 01:27:20 PM
Stating that it is "THE ONLY ONE IN THE WORLD" isn't exactly a selling point either.
Title: Re: Bad Guitar content
Post by: Dmoney on January 19, 2010, 01:31:15 PM
one mans poo is another mans bag o' gems!
Title: Re: Bad Guitar content
Post by: Nadz1lla on January 19, 2010, 02:06:40 PM
"THIS IS THE ONLY ONE IN THE WORLD"

Yes, because the rest of the guitar-building population can design things that don't look like a big sh!t.

Luthier fail.  :?
Title: Re: Bad Guitar content
Post by: MDV on January 19, 2010, 02:34:12 PM
Cant see it at the moment, but I really hope its "Rhythm In Jump. Dancing Close to You" Devries Uber-Fail.

That was the first thing that popped into my head when I saw the title, and it set the bar really, really $%&#ing low.
Title: Re: Bad Guitar content
Post by: Philly Q on January 19, 2010, 02:49:58 PM
one mans poo is another mans bag o' gems!

In a literal sense, I don't think that can ever be true.....  :?



(Unless you had a bag o' gems for breakfast)
Title: Re: Bad Guitar content
Post by: Dmoney on January 19, 2010, 02:53:51 PM
one the guys in that prehistoric BBC manowar sketch looks like he's holding a poo... or is he holing this guitar?
Title: Re: Bad Guitar content
Post by: MrBump on January 19, 2010, 03:03:32 PM
That's ugly. 
Title: Re: Bad Guitar content
Post by: Philly Q on January 19, 2010, 03:13:30 PM
one the guys in that prehistoric BBC manowar sketch looks like he's holding a poo... or is he holing this guitar?

He's rummaging through it looking for gems.  :wink:
Title: Re: Bad Guitar content
Post by: Dmoney on January 19, 2010, 03:19:58 PM
why is it, that when you eat gems they always appear whole in your poo?
Title: Re: Bad Guitar content
Post by: Ian Price on January 19, 2010, 03:41:33 PM
why is it, that when you eat gems they always appear whole in your poo?

I've never tried this. It'll be all the rage with A-list celebrities though.
Title: Re: Bad Guitar content
Post by: LazyNinja on January 19, 2010, 03:46:59 PM
Quote
solid one piece
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natural red colour
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full and warm

 :lol:
Title: Re: Bad Guitar content
Post by: Ratrod on January 19, 2010, 03:47:38 PM
"Only one in the world."

and that's one too many already.
Title: Re: Bad Guitar content
Post by: Frank Z on January 19, 2010, 04:17:03 PM
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solid one piece
Quote
natural red colour
Quote
full and warm

 :lol:

High quality poop!
Title: Re: Bad Guitar content
Post by: Mr. Air on January 19, 2010, 08:14:27 PM
Pure ugliness. Who wuld ever want to strap on this big turd for a show???  :D
Title: Re: Bad Guitar content
Post by: BigB on January 19, 2010, 08:33:32 PM
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solid one piece
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natural red colour
Quote
full and warm

 :lol:

KEYBOARD !!!

Title: Re: Bad Guitar content
Post by: Bob Johnson on January 19, 2010, 10:08:53 PM
Looks like somebody's poodle shat on an SG! :lol:
Title: Re: Bad Guitar content
Post by: MDV on January 19, 2010, 10:31:31 PM
Oh....

Now I've seen it I see what you all mean. That is...*ahem*...an exceptionally ill conceived design.
Title: Re: Bad Guitar content
Post by: Prawnik on January 20, 2010, 09:29:35 AM
And to think the genius d'lutherie who designed this highly unique instrument only wants 1000 UKP for it.

I do hope he has copyrighted the design so noone else can foist cheap knockoffs on the world.
Title: Re: Bad Guitar content
Post by: CaptainDesslock on January 20, 2010, 03:02:08 PM
Looks like somebody's poodle shat on an SG! :lol:

Bob if I wanted a replica of that would that still be in your "taste threshold?"

 :P
Title: Re: Bad Guitar content
Post by: Bob Johnson on January 20, 2010, 07:36:56 PM
Looks like somebody's poodle shat on an SG! :lol:

Bob if I wanted a replica of that would that still be in your "taste threshold?"

 :P

It's off the chart Captain; totally off the chart!!! :lol:
Title: Re: Bad Guitar content
Post by: Herbie the Rad Dorklift on January 21, 2010, 04:29:59 PM
 :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Bad Guitar content
Post by: Prawnik on January 22, 2010, 08:35:30 AM
The genius who made that thing with his own three hands has a bright future ahead of him working at Gibson.
Title: Re: Bad Guitar content
Post by: 38thBeatle on January 22, 2010, 08:55:49 AM
Still, it gives the lie to the old adage that you can't polish a turd.
Title: Re: Bad Guitar content
Post by: Ian Price on January 22, 2010, 12:03:38 PM
I bet it plays like a piece of sh!t as well.