My initial thoughts were that a large curly poo had been carved on to the top of the guitar.
+1
if it was meant to be a poo i could kind of get behind the concept.
but nobody wants a tele/sg cross with a snake that looks like a poo on it.
id rather have a poo, or an sg with tele hardware. both of which may look like poo, but at least it would be deliberate.
basically, at the end of the day, you know what i mean.