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Ian Price

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Bad Guitar content
« on: January 19, 2010, 01:18:10 PM »
Was looking around eBay for teles and strats and came across this:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/custom-electric-guitar-THE-ONLY-ONE-IN-THE-WORLD_W0QQitemZ380149745049QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_Musical_Instruments_Guitars_CV?hash=item5882b0c599

My initial thoughts were that a large curly poo had been carved on to the top of the guitar.

£999. Erm, no thanks!
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Dmoney

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Re: Bad Guitar content
« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2010, 01:23:57 PM »
My initial thoughts were that a large curly poo had been carved on to the top of the guitar.

+1

if it was meant to be a poo i could kind of get behind the concept.
but nobody wants a tele/sg cross with a snake that looks like a poo on it.
id rather have a poo, or an sg with tele hardware. both of which may look like poo, but at least it would be deliberate.

basically, at the end of the day, you know what i mean.

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Re: Bad Guitar content
« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2010, 01:26:27 PM »
That's just poo.

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Ian Price

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Re: Bad Guitar content
« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2010, 01:27:20 PM »
Stating that it is "THE ONLY ONE IN THE WORLD" isn't exactly a selling point either.
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Re: Bad Guitar content
« Reply #4 on: January 19, 2010, 01:31:15 PM »
one mans poo is another mans bag o' gems!

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Re: Bad Guitar content
« Reply #5 on: January 19, 2010, 02:06:40 PM »
"THIS IS THE ONLY ONE IN THE WORLD"

Yes, because the rest of the guitar-building population can design things that don't look like a big sh!t.

Luthier fail.  :?

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Re: Bad Guitar content
« Reply #6 on: January 19, 2010, 02:34:12 PM »
Cant see it at the moment, but I really hope its "Rhythm In Jump. Dancing Close to You" Devries Uber-Fail.

That was the first thing that popped into my head when I saw the title, and it set the bar really, really $%&#ing low.

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Re: Bad Guitar content
« Reply #7 on: January 19, 2010, 02:49:58 PM »
one mans poo is another mans bag o' gems!

In a literal sense, I don't think that can ever be true.....  :?



(Unless you had a bag o' gems for breakfast)
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Re: Bad Guitar content
« Reply #8 on: January 19, 2010, 02:53:51 PM »
one the guys in that prehistoric BBC manowar sketch looks like he's holding a poo... or is he holing this guitar?

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Re: Bad Guitar content
« Reply #9 on: January 19, 2010, 03:03:32 PM »
That's ugly. 
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Re: Bad Guitar content
« Reply #10 on: January 19, 2010, 03:13:30 PM »
one the guys in that prehistoric BBC manowar sketch looks like he's holding a poo... or is he holing this guitar?

He's rummaging through it looking for gems.  :wink:
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Re: Bad Guitar content
« Reply #11 on: January 19, 2010, 03:19:58 PM »
why is it, that when you eat gems they always appear whole in your poo?

Ian Price

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Re: Bad Guitar content
« Reply #12 on: January 19, 2010, 03:41:33 PM »
why is it, that when you eat gems they always appear whole in your poo?

I've never tried this. It'll be all the rage with A-list celebrities though.
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Re: Bad Guitar content
« Reply #13 on: January 19, 2010, 03:46:59 PM »
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Re: Bad Guitar content
« Reply #14 on: January 19, 2010, 03:47:38 PM »
"Only one in the world."

and that's one too many already.
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