haha, you have a problem... :lol:
i'd second the eggle which headtheball suggested (though i haven't tried the waves)- if you look hard enough, you can often find them NOS for £500 or so, even less if you go second-hand. you might have to hold out a while for the wraparound bridge, though.
absolutely no idea how one would sound with tv jones pickups, though, i've never tried them... :lol: