Sorry Kellar, I didn't mean to sound aggressive or dismissive. Your point was valid though, if a little misguided. And I make a rule never to listen to guitar shop employees anyway.
Whoever mentioned the sitar thing, nice idea, except I have a modern fender bridge, 6 adjustable saddles. It's a bit better now somehow, and the pickups are at a sensible height. Now I know what a HD SHOULD sound like...