Okay, so... left handed explorer bodies, left handed Moderne necks.
Bang them together, knock up a scratchplate (and some distressed pickup covers?)
Drink half a bottle of vodka.
Then find the ugliest, palest, most dried-up piece of rosewood in your scr@pwood pile, and make it into a fretboard. Scribble in between some of the frets with a black marker.
Drink the rest of the bottle of vodka.
Then slap all the parts together and call it a "Guitar Of The Month". Don't worry, they'll buy any old shitee.
Laugh all the way to the bank. And on the way, have a think about what we can do with those old Corvus bodies. And those funny slanted Nighthawk pickups.
