Author Topic: W.T.F? (Read 4607 times)

MrBump · « **on:** March 06, 2008, 12:20:05 PM »

http://www.coda-music.com/catalog/product_info.php?cPath=30_102&products_id=559

psy · « **Reply #1 on:** March 06, 2008, 12:42:41 PM »

That's a fantastic product description.... I'll take 10 :lol:

Mr Ed · « **Reply #2 on:** March 06, 2008, 12:46:14 PM »

Best product description ever.

ilÿti · « **Reply #3 on:** March 06, 2008, 12:48:18 PM »

I browsed around that site and noticed that BKPs are cheaper there than direct from the shop. Any reason for that?

Afghan Dave · « **Reply #4 on:** March 06, 2008, 12:55:11 PM »

I'm sold!!! That is pure genius.. words cannot express my admiration for the guy who wrote that.

Philly Q · « **Reply #5 on:** March 06, 2008, 12:59:07 PM »

It's very entertaining indeed, but I'm totally in the dark as to what the pedal actually does....

It sounds like it should be Nile-in-a-box, but maybe not?

Crazy_Joe · « **Reply #6 on:** March 06, 2008, 01:09:48 PM »

Quote from: ilyti

I browsed around that site and noticed that BKPs are cheaper there than direct from the shop. Any reason for that?

BKP's are always cheaper if they aren't direct from the shop. What's the point in buying them from Coda if they are the same price as getting them straight from Tim who can customize them to your specs.

MDV · « **Reply #7 on:** March 06, 2008, 01:13:01 PM »

Quote from: Philly Q

It's very entertaining indeed, but I'm totally in the dark as to what the pedal actually does....

It sounds like it should be Nile-in-a-box, but maybe not?

Its a dual distortion and boost.

One is a fendery thing, the other is a plexi-y thing. The boost is....well, a boost.

It is a bit silly that it doesnt tell you what it is. Entertaining blurb is all well and good, but a product description would be nice!

Dolphins blurb is more usefull in that regard.

Mr Ed · « **Reply #8 on:** March 06, 2008, 01:14:09 PM »

Quote from: Philly Q

It's very entertaining indeed, but I'm totally in the dark as to what the pedal actually does....

It sounds like it should be Nile-in-a-box, but maybe not?

http://www.toadworksusa.com/DR.html

It's a double overdrive with boost: http://www.toadworksusa.com/DR.html

Philly Q · « **Reply #9 on:** March 06, 2008, 01:54:05 PM »

Strange, when you read the actual description it's hard to figure why they've called it "Death Rattle". It sounds quite genteel and sophisticated really.

jules666 · « **Reply #10 on:** March 06, 2008, 02:33:40 PM »

what an excellent description :)
:twisted:

MrBump · « **Reply #11 on:** March 06, 2008, 02:35:36 PM »

A quote from Red Dwarf -

"The long drawn out death rattle of a man suffering from terminal flatulence".

Maybe that's where it comes from?

Ratrod · « **Reply #12 on:** March 06, 2008, 04:40:27 PM »

I don't need the pedal but I'll have some of the stuff that guy was smoking when he wrote the product discription.

noodleplugerine · « **Reply #13 on:** March 06, 2008, 05:33:17 PM »

ToadWorks Death Rattle is something dark and twisted. It is not what you expect. It is pure evil. Keep your children away. If they play with it they will develop a skin condition. If you buy it your dog will hate you. Your parents will disown you. No one will like you. If your boss finds out you will get fired.

The Death Rattle is upon you, and there's nothing you can do about it.

PURE CLASS!

opprobrium_9 · « **Reply #14 on:** March 06, 2008, 05:59:40 PM »

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wow, i want to hear this thing at work now! 8) Every product description should be written that way, though of course, with an alternate technical description to boot. I don't think anybody will be able to beat that product description EVER!