Big Row!!

[Mr Ed]

Robbing lesbian bar-stewards!!

 :x

Are they hot lesbians?

[WezV]

I've just realised my last bill was bigger than usual....

I think thats just the electric companies robbing us rather than any lesbian plot to rid men of electricity once and for all:wink:

[Mr Ed]

Hang on... our water bill was massive when we got it, it worked out that we had allegedly used an olympic swimming pool's worth of water EVERY DAY for 6 months.

The water company has originally put it down as a faulty meter.

We have two girls living next door. Both quite hot.

By a process of elimination, they are stealing water from us... and also muff-divers. WOO!

[Johnny Mac]

How did you figure out they were stealing your lecky, Johnny?

I've just realised my last bill was bigger than usual....

Here's a copy and paste of an email to a mate of mine about 3 weeks back

Thanks for the info, Johnny  :) .  I was semi-joking in my last post, but I did just get a big electricity bill, and I do have new neighbours - who made an awful lot of racket banging and hammering on the floorboards when they moved in, even though they're only renting the place and the flooring's quite new.

It's not something I ever would have imagined anyone doing if I hadn't read your story, but it just made me wonder.  I haven't had any lights blowing or anything like that though.[/quote

It's happening everywhere Phil. Keep an eye on your bills. The best way to prove it is to remove your own ceilings and check the wiring.

[Johnny Mac]

Sorry to hear about the big argument but at least it appears to have cleared things up somewhat in what has been a complicated situation.

There really is some strange cosmic synergy in our lives Johnny my dear friend, as I'm drinking a large whisky at 7am in the morning as I've been too angry to sleep after experiencing the beginnings of a long overdue argument.

I won't go into details as the issue is raw but it's a case of "no more Mr nice Afghan"... A few years ago after much anger-management therapy I turned into a nice and considerate Buddhist.. well f**k that for the moment.

I'm having some time off positive karma and delivering some factory farmed chickens to certain peoples homes for them to roost...

(please excuse the vitriol but it's good for me to have a virtual rant from time to time)

I'll calm down soon, have a cup of tea and wait for this all to blow over but I'm NOT a chilled out Mo'fo right now..
 :roll:  :?

Get stuck in Dave, go on it will make you feel better.

[Johnny Mac]

One of them at one stage said, 'Did you call me a freak?' WTF? No, I said you said that not me. Fact is they're your worst fackin nightmare, manipulative beyond compare and the whole PC Sexual Orientation, Race card is bubbling away under the service. These are grown women in their 30-40's and they behave like a bunch 6th formers. I'm so bar-steward angry. If they were blokes then I would have been bouncing of the walls with the c*nts.  :twisted: The law in this country at the moment regarding things like this is completely $%&#ed up. You go to work and pay your bills, taxes and what do you get? You get $%&#ed up the arse by a bunch of c*nts thanks to a government who have given a green light for this to go on and on. Equality? Really! It's not from where I am.                        

[Kilby]

Sorry to hear about the big argument but at least it appears to have cleared things up somewhat in what has been a complicated situation.

There really is some strange cosmic synergy in our lives Johnny my dear friend, as I'm drinking a large whisky at 7am in the morning as I've been too angry to sleep after experiencing the beginnings of a long overdue argument.

I won't go into details as the issue is raw but it's a case of "no more Mr nice Afghan"... A few years ago after much anger-management therapy I turned into a nice and considerate Buddhist.. well f**k that for the moment.

I'm having some time off positive karma and delivering some factory farmed chickens to certain peoples homes for them to roost...

(please excuse the vitriol but it's good for me to have a virtual rant from time to time)

I'll calm down soon, have a cup of tea and wait for this all to blow over but I'm NOT a chilled out Mo'fo right now..
 :roll:  :?

Get stuck in Dave, go on it will make you feel better.

JUst make sure that you have chilled enough to make the point you need to make, rather than just exploding (which also has it's uses)

[Kilby]

Johnny,

a mate had a similar issue many years ago where somebody was stealing his gas (of all things). Whwn nobody would do anything he reported the problem as a gas leak and had the whole area evacuated while the problem was diagnosed. The culprit ended up being busted for both theft and some safety legislation as well.

Perhaps if you voiced your fire concerns to the local fire safety officer they could point you in the right direction ?

If the direct approach dosn't work then theres always stealth mode

[Will]

If the direct approach dosn't work then theres always stealth mode

I don't think that will work if they live in the same building

[Ian Price]

Just reading this makes me angry. They should at least be issued with a LESBO* each


*Ladies Electricity Stealing Behaviour Order

[ToneMonkey]

I had a severe case of the lesbians next door.  They were a great pair of Stella drinking dykes, we had a great larf.

You should pull out the lighting fuse and use a lamp.  That'll teach them.

[kluson]

The latest thing with the price of heating oil is for people to go around in tankers extracting the oil from private domestic tanks, not sure if they're lesbians, , which bit of Lesbania do they come from?

[PoshCollins]

Just reading this makes me angry. They should at least be issued with a LESBO* each


*Ladies Electricity Stealing Behaviour Order

 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Lesbian Electricity Stealing Behaviour Order.

L.E.S.B.O

[38thBeatle]

Next they'll be fitting a pipe to your toilet- the thieving bean fiddlers.

[FernandoDuarte]

If you can't beat them for laws purpose, ask for a BIG girl do it  :lol: