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Matt77

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The dangers of Nintendo Wii
« on: June 14, 2008, 01:16:50 PM »
To balance out getting my new guitar, I thought it would be good to get my girlfriend a Nintendo Wii to keep her busy.

Yesterday she potted 4 balls on the break in Billiards and in an effort not to be out done when my next break came round I over did it, accidently stepped on her toe and broke her toe nail off. Oops!

She's gone shopping today and I thought I'd practice. Unfortunately, Nintendo rather than guitar. Well I raised my arm a bit much on the follow through, took out an expensive light, showered the room in glass and then bled on our white couch.

Man am I in trouble when she gets home.

Anyway, time for shot number 2........

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« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2008, 02:01:57 PM »
Dude!!! You're in SO MUCH TROUBLE hahahahaha

That's exactly the same kind of thing I'd do.

Seriously, I hope she doesn't go too mental at you :)

That'll teach you for playing a console instead of PC games :D (joking here before I get flayed alive)

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« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2008, 03:43:26 PM »
There really is nothing to say to this except:

LMFAO.
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« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2008, 03:59:00 PM »
sorry man.. but that's hilarious!!

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« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2008, 04:09:43 PM »
:lol:

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« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2008, 05:52:50 PM »
Bad boy! - No guitar playing for you for a month
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« Reply #6 on: June 14, 2008, 09:01:19 PM »
As a person not too convinced by games, I think the Wii is great!

Nice story, theres always someone that takes it too far  :roll:  :P

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« Reply #8 on: June 14, 2008, 09:15:19 PM »
Brilliant.
I've just finished cooking in between some extended guitar solos and I'm out of the dog house already.

I spoke to my sister who works for the NHS as a physio. She was laughing and says she has seen a few older patients with slipped discs gained playing Wii sports.

Who knows what would have happened if I was playing Wii Sports baseball!

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« Reply #9 on: June 14, 2008, 10:32:14 PM »
Sounds like your having fun with it!

My brother slipped a disc with his after 2 days, playing tennis. He was off work 3 weeks. Expensive eh!
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« Reply #10 on: June 16, 2008, 02:01:01 AM »
Quote from: Matt77

Who knows what would have happened if I was playing Wii Sports baseball!


Wii Baseball is so much fun; you could just rock out on Guitar Hero, though I suck at it.

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« Reply #11 on: June 17, 2008, 09:12:48 AM »
I'm not into the baseball too much, but bowing is probably the best game ever............. and boxing hurts for days after.
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« Reply #12 on: June 17, 2008, 01:06:58 PM »
LMAO thats the most metal thing I've ever heard...

Well I raised my arm a bit much on the follow through, took out an expensive light, showered the room in glass and then bled on our white couch... anyway, time for shot #2... :lol:  priceless!
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« Reply #13 on: June 17, 2008, 09:37:41 PM »
Brilliant! :D
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