the 5 hardest guitarists ever.....

[tomjackson]

Past or present, alive or dead, who would be the hardest guitarists ever.  One rule, nobody mention Chuck Norris, I don't care if he plays the guitar or not.

Here's mine:-

Albert King - 6' 4", 260 lbs, grew up on  a cotton plantation and was nicknamed 'The Velvet Bulldozer'

Antonio Banderas in Once Upon a Time in Mexico - His guitar case is a machine gun, enough said.

Steven Seagal - 6' 4", 7th Dan Blackbelt in Aikido .  And he really plays the guitar

Keith Richards - A weak  man on his own, but give him a Tele and he'll knock your block off.  If he can't he can always call the Hells Angels.

Angus Young - Still the hardest kid in his school.  No match for an adult but in the playground he's the boss.

[indysmith]

Now this is just silly...

[il˙ti]

Yes but can they control the heat of the sun and the rotation of the earth? Can they go into killzone mode on the 3-way toggle switch? Do they have Yngwie Malmsteen as their guitartech and have him eat cheesecake all day? Can they make Michael Angelo Batio fall down from the ceiling and slice people's heads off? Can they rape your soul in the afterlife? Can they play 4 billion notes per second in order to warp back in time and practice 63 hours a day? I think not.

[_tom_]

Now this is just silly...

+1

Everyone knows the answer is Jack Bauer anyway :lol:

[Perandor]

hahaha Chuck Norris

[shaman]

say hello to RL Burnside...Mississippi bluesman who has become a prominent player is the jam blues scene in America after his death recently
-a master of the Hill country "trance blues"...
-had 2 brothers and dad murdered(I think thats right...) ...he served time for murder himself
-the quote says it all-
 "I didn't mean to kill nobody," Burnside later said. "I just meant to shoot the sonofabitch in the head. Him dying was between him and the Lord."

[opprobrium_9]

Yes but can they control the heat of the sun and the rotation of the earth? Can they go into killzone mode on the 3-way toggle switch? Do they have Yngwie Malmsteen as their guitartech and have him eat cheesecake all day? Can they make Michael Angelo Batio fall down from the ceiling and slice people's heads off? Can they rape your soul in the afterlife? Can they play 4 billion notes per second in order to warp back in time and practice 63 hours a day? I think not.

Good call sir :D

[maverickf1jockey]

say hello to RL Burnside...Mississippi bluesman who has become a prominent player is the jam blues scene in America after his death recently

How exactly did he become a zombie, then? :?

[warpthrone]

Whats with all these top 5 things anyway?

[Philly Q]

Steven Seagal - 6' 4", 7th Dan Blackbelt in Aikido .  And he really plays the guitar

I've never really thought of Mr Seagal as particularly daunting.  All you'd have to do is run past him and the fat bugger would never be able to catch you.

[Johnny Mac]

Bay City Rollers
McFly
John Denver
Busted
Nick Drake  :?

[adamj]

"I just meant to shoot the sonofabitch in the head. Him dying was between him and the Lord."


hahaha :D

[Ratrod]

You know there´s only one correct answer to this.

Here´s the top 5 hardest guitarists ever.

1. Johnny Cash
2. Johnny Cash
3. Johnny Cash
4. Johnny Cash
5. Johnny Cash

[kellar]

You know there´s only one correct answer to this.

Here´s the top 5 hardest guitarists ever.

1. Johnny Cash
2. Johnny Cash
3. Johnny Cash
4. Johnny Cash
5. Johnny Cash

I was waiting for Johnny's name to pop up. Good one!  :D

[JJretroTONEGOD]

I recon Zack Wylde looks pretty hard, I would NOT mess with him!