I believe Rich Ward of Stuck Mojo used to be a professional wrestler. Wasn't WWF but it was one of those. Actually I think most of the band started out as wrestlers but a few lineup changes down the line and I think only Rich Ward is the only wrestler left...
Rich Ward is a TOP bloke! I certainly wouldn't mess with him, though :) Best live act I ever saw, Stuck Mojo, Bonz really knew how to work the crowd.
Also, didn't Phil Anselmo play the guitar, too? I sure as **** wouldn't mess with that mental case.
And the Tele comment in the original post: that's just silly. The only reason your head would come off is because of terrible EQing (although I have experienced this, to a lesser degree than full decapitation, at a recent Bon Jovi gig where one of the support acts was just nasty... Horrible, horrible tone (but that was a strat anyway)).
And I agree, these top 5 things are just stupid.
I know, why don't we start a Top 5 "top five" thread!!
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