Best ebayer ever

[_tom_]

http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback2&ftab=FeedbackLeftForOthers&userid=tryork5ifp&fromPage=-1&iid=-1&de=off&items=25&page=1

Check out all the feedback he left, it's hilarious :lol:


Found a driedout gerbil carcass at the bottom of the box—AND it had been shaved.

Reply by stevenpen_pipes (Jul-14-07 11:43):
Customer states he wrote 'joke' feedback BEFORE he Received the Pipe from me.

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      Follow-up by tryork5ifp (Jul-16-07 10:05):
      I don't thing that poor gerbil saw the humor at all


:D

[il˙ti]

"This transaction wasSOgood—my testicles sucked up entirely into my body cavity.
 Reply:
MANY OTHER TRANSEXUALS WILL FLOCK TO BUY MY JEWELRY NOW!"

Gotta lova Mike Myers references.

[FernandoDuarte]

:lol:

[gwEm]

pretty good!

[noodleplugerine]

Tuna arrived safe & lives in my pool. I feed it tuna fish sandwiches for irony.

:lol: :lol:

[maverickf1jockey]

Bookmarked!

[Will]

HEY—the autograph Steve Irwin diving suit you sold me had BIG a hole in it!!!
RANSOM RECIEVED—Timmy in locker#17, Port Authority, NYC—alive when last checked
Dispite the seller's blatant violation of child exploitaion & labor laws—A+++
   the description was very accurate, even down to the 'squirting nipples'.
FYI: When using Cheetos as packing—in the future—I DO prefer the crunchy kind.
A+seller—SCALED EVEREST—Lost legs to frostbite—Dr's WERE able to SAVE his feet.

My faves :D

[Philly Q]

Sheer class.  I like the way the oldest couple of pages are just mildly eccentric, before the insanity starts.

[Ted 'N' Leo]

Q—if one were to'INSERT' this adult Xmas tree ornament—& if it happend to break—

Follow-up by tryork5ifp (Dec-03-07 11:25):
—would that person be entitled to a refund once they're released from hospital?

lol